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Riddle me this...

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Riddle me this...
« on: March 30, 2009, 11:19:36 AM »
I live above a star, and yet I never burn,
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials, what am I.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 11:25:44 AM »
I will not ruin it for everyone else.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 12:37:20 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 12:41:08 PM »
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 01:57:27 PM »
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 02:00:40 PM »
Not me, I'm rotary.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 03:10:54 PM »
Gay?
Are you asking cause your hopeful?

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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 04:16:50 PM »
A rotary telephone?  Titz already said it....is that it?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 04:22:25 PM »
The "7" on a phone's dial pad?
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 04:22:51 PM »
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 04:25:12 PM »
Yep.

So do I get to go to Hawaii or something now?  :vn:
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 04:39:43 PM »
So do I get to go to Hawaii or something now?  :vn:

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 04:58:40 PM »
Duwatchalike.

Bitch betta have my money.
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 05:04:09 PM »
Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??
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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 05:27:18 PM »
Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??
« Last Edit: March 30, 2009, 05:34:33 PM by Pell City Tiger »
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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2009, 05:29:05 PM »
Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??

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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2009, 05:40:59 PM »
Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??

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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2009, 06:20:20 PM »
A rotary telephone?  Titz already said it....is that it?
We still have a rotary phone at the family cabin on the river. I get a kick out of my kids friends that come up who have never seen one. I know that dates me, but I'm funny like that. It'll be there as long as I an here or the system quits recognizing the rotary tone. Usually the first thing I do when I get to the camp is to unplug the phone and turn off the cell anyways. Tough shit. I have got back home and learned that an aunt had died and was buried while I was incommunicado. Again, tough shit. I'm not good at funerals. The next one I go to will probably be mine.
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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2009, 06:31:22 PM »
Possibly history's most famous commander of a vessel actually was hoping to run aground from the minute his journey began. Who was he??

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Re: Riddle me this...
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 10:52:43 PM »
Glenn, I don't know why that struck me funny, but I laughed until I cried.  I think it was the whole "picture worth a thousand words" thing.

Damn, dude... :rofl:
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