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auwallace

toilet paper bride
« on: December 19, 2007, 09:25:43 PM »
holy shit the possibilities are endless

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Re: toilet paper bride
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 09:45:11 PM »
PLEASE...  DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!
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Re: toilet paper bride
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 11:41:40 PM »
That is a genius idea.  That dress will come in handy on her wedding night, just leave it sitting next to the bed.  Double-bonus if you are visiting Mexico for the honeymoon.
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Re: toilet paper bride
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 08:57:27 AM »
That dress better be Ultra Strong.  You'd think they could have found a better model, but then again...maybe she eats Mexican food all the time.
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Re: toilet paper bride
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 12:55:01 PM »
They probably had to settle for this model.  Kinda like the bama coaching search, all of the really hot models were like "hell no" I ain't puttin on a damn toliet paper dress, and then this has been of a model came in and said, I'll take this shitty gig, but your gonna pay me, bitches.
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