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The job and the urine test

The job and the urine test
« on: February 05, 2009, 03:20:32 PM »
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THE JOB - URINE TEST

 Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
 pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that
 paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a
 problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine
 test.

 Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I
 have to pass one to earn it for them?

 Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on
 their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone
 sitting on their rump- --,doing drugs, while I work.

 Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to
 pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

 I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.

 Pass this along if you agree.
 Something has to change in this
 country - and soon!!!!!!!
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Re: The job and the urine test
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 11:14:30 PM »
This is spot on:
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Not only should folk have to pass a random urine test to get a gubment check they should have to pass an IQ test to vote.
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Re: The job and the urine test
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 11:27:49 PM »
Not only should folk have to pass a random urine test to get a gubment check they should have to pass an IQ test to vote.

I had mentioned this to a co-worker and he about shit all over himself when I said this.  I will give you 3 guesses who he voted for.
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Re: The job and the urine test
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 11:44:44 PM »
I had mentioned this to a co-worker and he about shit all over himself when I said this.  I will give you 3 guesses who he voted for.

Maybe it should be amended...those who actually PAY their taxes should vote...tell him THAT...maybe he'll shit himself again.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson