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Pat Patterson Not Sold On...
« on: February 04, 2009, 10:15:18 AM »
the Architecture Program at Crapstone U.

Signs with Ole Miss.
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Re: Pat Patterson Not Sold On...
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 10:30:26 AM »
They didn't really have a slot for him.  His grades weren't up to par.  Nick told him his offer wasn't solid.  He has a Chinese girlfriend.  Uummmm...let's see, what's some other excuses?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Pat Patterson Not Sold On...
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2009, 10:31:44 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 04, 2009, 10:30:26 AM
They didn't really have a slot for him.  His grades weren't up to par.  Nick told him his offer wasn't solid.  He has a Chinese girlfriend.  Uummmm...let's see, what's some other excuses?

His penis was too big for nickys brown starfish
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