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« on: December 22, 2008, 11:16:50 AM »
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http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/w-baskbl/recaps/122108aaa.html
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BALTIMORE, Md. - Auburn women's basketball head coach Nell Fortner picked up the 100th victory of her career as a collegiate head coach Sunday as the No. 10 Tigers (12-0) shut down Coppin State (0-9) in the second half for a 74-46 win.

Fortner began her coaching career in 1986 as an assistant, but is in only her sixth season as a collegiate head coach after serving stints with the U.S. National Team and in the WNBA. Five of her six seasons as a head coach have come at Auburn with 83 of her 100 victories coming as the Tigers' head coach.

Currently holding a perfect 12-0 record so far this season, Fortner was quick to deflect the attention to her staff and players.

"I have been fortunate to have Kerry Cremeans with me through all 100 of those wins, she was with me at Purdue and all through at Auburn," said Fortner. "Melissa Maines has been with me through five of those six years as a collegiate head coach, Kelly Komara has been with me for four of those years and I think I am most proud of them.

"You have to have a great staff to accomplish anything and I have been fortunate to be surrounded by some very good people and some very good players."

Auburn used steady offense and a lock-down second-half defensive effort to leave Coppin State with the win. Leading by only seven at halftime, the Tigers held the Eagles scoreless for more than nine minutes to open the second half. AU limited Coppin State to 16 second-half points on 17.9 percent shooting.

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Re: The #10 ranked women...
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 11:21:12 AM »
The better question is: do we have any lookers on the team?

My bet is "no".
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 11:32:08 AM »
The better question is: do we have any lookers on the team?

My bet is "no".

"Lookers"? no.  "Doable?" yes
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 11:40:46 AM »
The better question is: do we have any lookers on the team?

My bet is "no".
You mean besides the 6'10" chick with the adam's apple? :gig:
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 11:48:02 AM »
"Lookers"? no.  "Doable?" yes

Those are two very separate and distinct categories.  The "doable" category is very, very numerous.
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 11:52:47 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 11:57:28 AM »


Eh...not bad.  Definitely doable, bordering on "looker".
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 12:19:34 PM »
Eh...not bad.  Definitely doable, bordering on "looker".
That is Alli Smalley.

I saw her play in high school several times.  She could beat anyone on this board in a game of one-on-one. 
 
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 12:32:50 PM »
That is Alli Smalley.

I saw her play in high school several times.  She could beat anyone on this board in a game of one-on-one. 
 

I don't doubt that.  I've met a lot of you, and let's just say it's not the most athletic bunch I've hung around.  She would use Wes as a step-stool. 
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 12:37:35 PM »
I don't doubt that.  I've met a lot of you, and let's just say it's not the most athletic bunch I've hung around.  She would use Wes as a step-stool. 

Spot on, Wilt.
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 12:52:39 PM »
That is Alli Smalley.

I saw her play in high school several times.  She could beat anyone on this board in a game of one-on-one. 
 
Speak for yourself...I got game.
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 01:01:08 PM »
She could beat anyone on this board in a game of one-on-one. 
 

Vertical or horizontal?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2008, 01:19:53 PM »
Speak for yourself...I got game.

You might not score. 
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2008, 01:38:32 PM »
I don't know.  She's not real quick off the dribble and has a bad tendency to try and drive the left lane on every possession. If you can cut her off at the baseline and push her out beyond the arc, you force her to play the 2 and that's just not her game.


I have no idea what I just said but that #5 for Auburn is pretty hot.
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2008, 01:51:47 PM »
You mean besides the 6'10" chick with the adam's apple? :gig:

"Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2008, 02:56:19 PM »
You might not score. 
I would score with or without her.
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Re: The #10 ranked women...
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2008, 02:59:57 PM »
sooooooooooo.... how is the team doing?
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« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2008, 04:06:50 PM »
14-0 and ranked #9.
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