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Poor Guy...
« on: December 19, 2008, 12:42:23 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081218/ap_on_re_as/as_koreas_kim_plot_1

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NKorea accuses South of trying to kill Kim Jong Il
By HYUNG-JIN KIM, Associated Press Writer Hyung-jin Kim, Associated Press Writer – Thu Dec 18, 8:58 am

ETSEOUL, South Korea – North Korea claimed Thursday that it has arrested a South Korean-hired agent it strongly suggested was tasked with assassinating the country's absolute leader, Kim Jong Il.

The North's Ministry of State Security said in a statement it had arrested a North Korean on a "terrorist mission" ordered by a South Korean intelligence organization "to do harm to the top leader" of North Korea.

The statement, carried by the country's official Korean Central News Agency, did not mention Kim Jong Il by name, but South Korean Unification Ministry spokesman Kim Ho-nyeon said the North's state media has before used such wording to refer to him.
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Re: Poor Guy...
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 01:52:55 PM »
"I so rone-ry.  So vary rone-ry."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Poor Guy...
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 05:07:05 PM »
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I had to do it...
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Now THAT made me chortle!

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