Do I need to show you a picture of a football? Auburn's problem all year long was that the inept offense couldn't stay on the field long enough to keep the defense fresh. As you've obviously never played or coached football, offense is easier from a fatigue standpoint because you KNOW what you're going to do. On defense you have to react. So when an offense gives up quick turnovers or goes three and out repeatedly, then that stresses a defense. Thus, maggot, the score was a direct representation of Auburn's inability to do anything offensively.
And before you go jerking off and make a mess, Auburn's offense killed itself. Your defense had nothing to do with it. It killed itself against other teams that weren't exactly defensive masterminds.
Nobody's going to try to claim that AU was good last season. You're a fool trying to pretend anybody would.
No, the loss to ULM is not a moot point. It's more valid than your typical third-year fluke season is.
One win away from playing for the NC.
One play from sucking ass against Tulane. One play from sucking ass against LSU. One play from sucking raw ass against Ole Miss. But keep on puffing that fat ass, didn't accomplish shit but a lot of noise ego up there. Will be funnier when it gets punctured.
I can't tell you how much enjoyment I got out of watching your type file out of the sports bar with their loud mouth heads hung low, bitching at their wives or girlfriends and showing their collective asses after Tim Tebow by himself shit on your silly ass fantasy. I enjoyed it almost as much as I enjoyed watching you ridiculous fucks flounder for the last couple of decades.
And... the votes are in. You're a dumbass. Georgia scored fewer points on AU than they did on Bama, so I guess by your retard logic, AU was a better team than Bama last season. Ok. I'll take it. Oh, wait. Ole Miss beat Florida and Alabama beat Ole Miss, so somebody must have really fucked up the scoreboard in the Georgia Dome. They had you guys getting your asses handed to you. Damn. If Tebow had known you guys were really ahead, since comparative scores are how games are judged, maybe he would have thrown for the endzone there at the end -- you know, like a low-class shitbag would have done -- as opposed to squatting in what I like to call "fuck you" formation.
Hello? Cleveland Browns calling? No, Nick Saban isn't taking calls at this time *wink, wink* He is really happy at Alabama (if you know what I mean). He would never *you know* never, consider taking over the Browns organization. You know he's a man of his word. Just look at his history and you can clearly see that he's demonstrated that repeatedly over his career pleasecalljimmysextonandkeepitquiet. No, he's very happy with his ridiculous salary pleasegethimoutofthisredneckhellhole and has no interest in a raise onedollarisallitwouldtakejustonedollar. But thank you for calling pleasepleasehelphimescapethiscountrybumpkinshittown Cleveland. Nice talking to you nickwillcheckinwithjimmyandtherebetterbeanofferonthetable.
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