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How Is School Going, Honey?

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How Is School Going, Honey?
« on: August 22, 2019, 04:44:29 PM »
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A picture is worth a thousand words — or, for this eagle-eyed mom, a thousand questions.
College student Ella Martine from Orange, Calif., recently texted a picture of her new bedroom to her mother, who had reportedly been asking to see it for a while. Unfortunately, Martine forgot to remove a specific item on her headboard — one she preferred her mother not see.

“Moms been asking for pics of my new room…finally sent one…I’m so stupid,” Martine shared in a tweet, which showed the conversation with her mother alongside the picture she sent.
One mom was quick to notice something out of the ordinary when her daughter sent her a picture of her new room.
One mom was quick to notice something out of the ordinary when her daughter sent her a picture of her new room. (@ella.martine)


Though the picture – which showed a hanging planter, nightstand, bed and chair – seemed innocuous, Martine’s mother was quick to zero in on something out of place.
“Nice,” her mom replies at first, along with a thumb’s up emoji. However, she then follows-up with, “Excepted for the handcuffs???” And sends a final text asking, “What’s up with that[?]”

Though the student tried to cover up the embarrassing item by claiming it was for a “short film” her roommate was filming, she said her mom didn't believe it — and neither did Twitter, where the text exchange has received over 110K likes.
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Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2019, 04:47:43 PM »
I couldn't get said handcuffer or handcuffee's picture to copy/pasta.  But picture fake blonde hair, big, pouty lips and some seriously large fun bags.
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Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2019, 04:56:25 PM »
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Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2019, 04:58:00 PM »
I couldn't get said handcuffer or handcuffee's picture to copy/pasta.  But picture fake blonde hair, big, pouty lips and some seriously large fun bags.
Fake.  Fake.  And fake.
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Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2019, 05:05:03 PM »
She looks like a grown up Who.  From down in Whoville. 
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Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2019, 05:06:27 PM »
She looks like a grown up ho.  From down in hoville.
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Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2019, 05:06:34 PM »

You see, this is why I pledge my unwavering devotion to you.
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Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2019, 05:08:35 PM »
She's no Cindy Lou Who

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Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2019, 05:30:50 PM »
Somebody is doing an interdisciplinary study in anatomy and human sexuality, it appears. GUTS 101
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