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« on: September 19, 2007, 01:06:20 AM »
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I gotta know some background info on that pic.
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 09:04:07 AM »
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I gotta know some background info on that pic.

My post-op picture.

« Last Edit: September 19, 2007, 10:20:34 AM by Lurking Tiger »
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 11:29:14 AM »
Please excuse Chizzad, he hasn't seen many hooters.  Outside of his own bitch titties, that is. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 12:57:44 PM »
Please excuse Chizzad, he hasn't seen many hooters.  Outside of his own bitch titties, that is. 
The only Hooters you've seen outside of the Internet are the ones on Lakeshore Dr. and Hwy 280.
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 05:21:22 PM »
The only Hooters you've seen outside of the Internet are the ones on Lakeshore Dr. and Hwy 280.

 :pwnd:

You're straight up Dane Cook today, Chad. 
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 06:24:35 PM »
Holy shit, did Randall just use an emoticon?
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2007, 06:55:58 PM »
Holy shit, did Randall just use an emoticon?

Yeah, he did. What a pretentious, self serving asshole.
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 03:00:00 AM »
Please excuse Chizzad, he hasn't seen many hooters.  Outside of his own bitch titties, that is. 
You never stop talkin shit, tough guy
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 09:14:22 AM »
You never stop talkin shit, tough guy
Everyone has to have a niche'. 

What's yours? 

By the way, if anyone knows somewhere I can hold a bachelor party, lemme me know.  We'd like to do it at some like an O'Charley's or TGIFriday's or somewhere like that.  I like to watch the faces of the help when the female cops come in and start stripping.  Anyone know a cool manager of such an establishment that wouldn't freak out and start saying that we were ruining his family business? 

Also, I want to get some black and white pictures of my wedding party made.  We will pose like the frickin' Sopranos.  Guns and shit and everything. 

I'm Paulie Walnuts, just to clarify.  Howard will play the part of Big Pussy. 
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 09:16:58 AM »
I'm Paulie Walnuts, just to clarify.  Howard will play the part of Big Pussy. 


You know if I could get to you right now I would beat you like a runaway slave.
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 09:27:41 AM »

You know if I could get to you right now I would beat you like a runaway slave.



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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 09:31:41 AM »

You know if I could get to you right now I would beat you like a runaway slave.
I am reporting you to the mods for being an internet tough guy!  Stop picking on me!  You're really getting on my nerves!

What are you going to do, pull some of that Marine secret hand to hand shit on me? 

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 09:36:17 AM »
No those just got the flies shooed off of them.  For .30 a day though you can feed them.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 09:38:00 AM »
I am reporting you to the mods for being an internet tough guy!  Stop picking on me!  You're really getting on my nerves!

What are you going to do, pull some of that Marine secret hand to hand shit on me? 

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Next time I see you I am going to hold you down and make you get the sweat off Chad's balls with your tongue.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 10:25:49 AM »
I doubt you'd have to hold him down.
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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 10:28:59 AM »
I doubt you'd have to hold him down.

True dat.
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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2007, 12:41:46 PM »
True dat.

Everyone here is assuming that Chadlick has balls. I've heard differently...
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2007, 12:59:55 PM »
 :rimshot:
Man, you're almost as funny as your idols.
Maybe they can get you on the next Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2007, 01:41:50 PM »
Next time I see you I am going to hold you down and make you get the sweat off Chad's balls with your tongue.
Use grape jelly and you won't have to hold him down.
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« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2007, 01:47:30 PM »
Use grape jelly and you won't have to hold him down.
No, no, no.  Use hot stuff.

Rub your balls down with some jalepeno juice. 

I like it hot!
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