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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2024, 12:35:03 PM »
We have two that are basically interchangeable, two in reserve kicking the stalls and another talent, Sean Jackson, who barely gets an opportunity and probably should transfer.


Battie was our first option on predictable throwing downs and definitely fielding punts... unless there is confusion on the sidelines v. our biggest rival.

You are confusing Battie with K. Scott on punt returns. Battie was a KO Return specialist. Jeremiah Cobb will be our 3rd down specialty back with some additional meaningful carries, me thinks.
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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2024, 03:19:43 PM »
Battie is a senior and would be gone after this year.

Henderson is a 2025 recruit. 

How would beefing up his recruitment help is at all with the Battie situation?  Do you even math, bro?

Because he is out there now saying that AU is working even harder to get him to flip. Before, we had supposedly moved on. Now we are down a player for the season and it looks like he’s trying to start something up.
It seemed a little too coincidental. But you go ahead and pretend you have a corner on all AU news.



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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2024, 03:59:45 PM »
Battie is a senior and would be gone after this year.

Henderson is a 2025 recruit. 

How would beefing up his recruitment help is at all with the Battie situation?  Do you even math, bro?
Gen. you are aware that CTEAU practiced at Auburn, right?
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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2024, 04:25:53 PM »
Because he is out there now saying that AU is working even harder to get him to flip. Before, we had supposedly moved on. Now we are down a player for the season and it looks like he’s trying to start something up.
It seemed a little too coincidental. But you go ahead and pretend you have a corner on all AU news.

Where did I say that?  I was just pointing out simple logic. Sometimes a coincidence is a coincidence.  Yes, we are probably down a player for the 2024 season.  Henderson wouldn’t show up until 2025. Tell me how that helps us in the next six months. 
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2024, 04:26:50 PM »
Gen. you are aware that CTEAU practiced at Auburn, right?

Apparently, he skipped the day they talked about calendars. 
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« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2024, 04:40:50 PM »
Where did I say that?  I was just pointing out simple logic. Sometimes a coincidence is a coincidence.  Yes, we are probably down a player for the 2024 season.  Henderson wouldn’t show up until 2025. Tell me how that helps us in the next six months.
This is no place for logic.
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« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2024, 04:51:43 PM »
Apparently, he skipped the day they talked about calendars.

Some fine internetin' right there.
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« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2024, 04:55:20 PM »
This is no place for logic.

You’re absolutely correct. 

Do you owe a weedeater?
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« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2024, 10:58:52 PM »
You’re absolutely correct. 

Do you owe a weedeater?
A gas powered one. You’re welcome to borrow it, anytime. I know you’re no electric weedeater guy. They are pussies.
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« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2024, 12:17:24 AM »
A gas powered one. You’re welcome to borrow it, anytime. I know you’re no electric weedeater guy. They are pussies.

Sounds like a description of several people here.
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« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2024, 05:22:45 AM »
A gas powered one. You’re welcome to borrow it, anytime. I know you’re no electric weedeater guy. They are pussies.

Then logically, I assume that you are heterosexual.   I won’t get into the details. 

If you had said no, I would have known you were ghey like Snags. 
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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2024, 07:14:29 AM »
You are confusing Battie with K. Scott on punt returns. Battie was a KO Return specialist. Jeremiah Cobb will be our 3rd down specialty back with some additional meaningful carries, me thinks.
So I did.
You might be the only one that noticed my error as the flow of conversation jumped seamlessly into the queer topics of calendars and weedeaters. This is like a bad game show for the elderly.

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« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2024, 09:28:45 AM »
A gas powered one. You’re welcome to borrow it, anytime. I know you’re no electric weedeater guy. They are pussies.

You shut up.  I’m saving the planet. 
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« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2024, 10:21:53 AM »
You shut up.  I’m saving the planet.

Keep telling yourself that, granola.
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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2024, 03:58:09 PM »
Keep telling yourself that, granola.
He’s the kind of guy that puts on work gloves to run his electric weedeater. And wears a Tyvek coveralls to spray weed killer.

Exposure to cancer causing chemicals shows manhood.
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« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2024, 05:03:14 PM »
He’s the kind of guy that puts on work gloves to run his electric weedeater. And wears a Tyvek coveralls to spray weed killer.

Exposure to cancer causing chemicals shows manhood.

I heard that he wear a condom when he masterbates. 
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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2024, 11:38:12 PM »
I heard that he wear a condom when he masterbates.
He wore two N95’s during Covid but they only coverd his mouth. He was one of those dumb fucks who left their honker outside of the mask.
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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2024, 09:41:32 AM »
Suspect Arrested
https://apnews.com/article/auburn-brian-battie-shooting-sarasota-arrest-60d922173e663911309596b2a120c59f

Early reports said the three started talking and then guns were pulled, everyone fired, the Batties went down, dude went running. Terrible. Unnecessary. Tragic. And all too common.
The pretrial hearing has the defense pleading self defense, judge doesn't set any bail as accused has a number of past felonies. Have heard no update on Brian's health since Friday the 24th.
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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2024, 01:39:06 PM »
Off the ventilator. Does have a tracheotomy but progress nonetheless. Able to move left leg and hand. Slight movement in right leg. 
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Re: Brian Battie
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2024, 03:16:12 PM »
Off the ventilator. Does have a tracheotomy but progress nonetheless. Able to move left leg and hand. Slight movement in right leg.
This family is going through torture. I wonder what his mental faculties are like and if he knows about his brother.

Horrible. How many gun deaths in and around our team does this make in the last 25 years?

The party in Auburn was 2 players and were there any other people killed or shot?


And Brian’s brother makes 3 killed that I can think of. Who knows the extent of Brian’s injuries. But can tell you that other than brain waves, they simply can’t know much, at this point.
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