Birthday Boy 🥳

[jmar]

Happy Birthday K!


Ninety- three is it?
There is some slight confusion about your true age but that's to be expected among the elderly.


Many happy returns of the day old boy.

[Snakebite]

To K 🍻. Happy day of birth!

[Kaos]

Gracias!

[Snaggletiger]

Happy birthday.  May your cheeseburger be tomato free.

[CCTAU]

At our age, we do not have birthdays. We only have yearly status updates.

Happy status update day.

[Kaos]

Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years? 

[jmar]

Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

In a diaper no less.
That's some shonuff recall right there.

[War Damn Six]

Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years?

Thanks, Joe with the “that’s the truth” disclaimer. 

Eat all the bacon you want. 

And no, no one would pay for any content on OnlyFans.

[War Damn Six]

Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years?

Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals? 

[CCTAU]

Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals?

It was a beautiful sunny day. I heard there was a big BBQ on the grassy knoll...

[jmar]

Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals? 

Search me. Did they use chopsticks?

[War Damn Six]

Search me. Did they use chopsticks?

Have they not seen the fork?

[jmar]

Have they not seen the fork?

We both know it was in the road, plain as the nose on your face.

[WiregrassTiger]

I emailed you some nudes for your birthday. Not of me. Most of them aren’t. I hope you will enjoy.

[Kaos]

Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals?

I do actually.

They came out of the same alley where I’d whooped Froot Loop.  He was a bad man, Jack.

[War Damn Six]

I do actually.

They came out of the same alley where I’d whooped Froot Loop.  He was a bad man, Jack.

Chortle.