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Portal Time Again

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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #80 on: April 25, 2024, 11:12:58 AM »
I love our local Bammer sports talk show.  ARN Alabama Radio Network

Their take this morning.  Lambert-Smith only had 2 catches in his last 4 games.  Something was wrong there. Maybe he's the problem.  I guess we'll find out.

Alabama center, Brockemeyer, leaving.  There's a ton of centers in the portal and every one of them would walk barefoot over hot coals to play for the Tide.
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« Reply #81 on: April 25, 2024, 03:04:13 PM »
I love our local Bammer sports talk show.  ARN Alabama Radio Network

Their take this morning.  Lambert-Smith only had 2 catches in his last 4 games.  Something was wrong there. Maybe he's the problem.  I guess we'll find out.

Alabama center, Brockemeyer, leaving.  There's a ton of centers in the portal and every one of them would walk barefoot over hot coals to play for the Tide.
This is part of what will make the 3 loss meltdown so satisfying to watch.
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« Reply #82 on: April 25, 2024, 03:15:47 PM »
This is part of what will make the 3 loss meltdown so satisfying to watch.

All indications are that they're getting pretty razor thin in the O-line room at the Crapstoned.  They had a center transfer from Warshington with Deebur, but he's out for "non-football related issues". If it were still Lord Saybinz, there are no non-football related issues. 
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #83 on: April 25, 2024, 07:37:13 PM »
I love our local Bammer sports talk show.  ARN Alabama Radio Network

Their take this morning.  Lambert-Smith only had 2 catches in his last 4 games.  Something was wrong there. Maybe he's the problem.  I guess we'll find out.

Yeah just his comments about bringing in this veteran presence for all of this young talent just makes me suspicious...

...because that's not what selfish all about me receivers generally have in mind.


Only a month ago Lambert- Smith is listed as PSU's #1 on the depth chart at slot receiver. He has NFL QB prospect Drew Alar as his battery mate. Why would he leave the comforts of that situation for a program trying to re-find its footing?
This just doesn't make sense and losing Elba RB Alvin Henderson only a couple of weeks ago to PSU just doesn't figure into this equation.


https://www.on3.com/teams/auburn-tigers/news/transfer-wr-keandre-lambert-smith-commits-to-auburn/
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« Reply #84 on: April 26, 2024, 07:53:30 AM »
Yeah just his comments about bringing in this veteran presence for all of this young talent just makes me suspicious...

...because that's not what selfish all about me receivers generally have in mind.


Only a month ago Lambert- Smith is listed as PSU's #1 on the depth chart at slot receiver. He has NFL QB prospect Drew Allar as his battery mate. Why would he leave the comforts of that situation for a program trying to re-find its footing?
This just doesn't make sense and losing Elba RB Alvin Henderson only a couple of weeks ago to PSU just doesn't figure into this equation.


https://www.on3.com/teams/auburn-tigers/news/transfer-wr-keandre-lambert-smith-commits-to-auburn/

Alvin Henderson will be an Auburn Tiger...bank it.
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« Reply #85 on: April 26, 2024, 11:40:21 AM »
Canceled Sirius finally.  Now back in the world of local radio. 

Sports talk #1:  “two more in the transfer portal for Auburn… it’s just constant attrition for that team… the recruiting rankings don’t matter when your higher rated signees leave day after day…”

*click*

#2:  “Holloway to Bama signals a seismic shift in basketball in this state.  It’s been trending toward Bama for a while, but this just cements it.  Bruce Pearl has reached his ceiling. We didn’t see it at the time but the randomness of 2019 was….”

*click*

Lex and Terry:  “something stupid. Something crass. Something vulgar. Brayed, phony, unprovoked laughter.”

*miss Sirius, turn it off, ride in silence*
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« Reply #86 on: April 26, 2024, 11:53:25 AM »
turn it off, ride in silence*

This has become the normal and I find joy in it.
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« Reply #87 on: April 26, 2024, 04:32:35 PM »
This has become the normal and I find joy in it.

Kaos is looking for joy.   
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« Reply #88 on: April 27, 2024, 01:48:15 AM »
Kaos is looking for joy.

Tomatoes. Tomatoes bring joy…
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« Reply #89 on: April 27, 2024, 09:32:10 AM »
Tomatoes. Tomatoes bring joy…

and KISS cover bands...
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« Reply #90 on: April 27, 2024, 09:40:23 AM »
and KISS cover bands...

And here’s pictures of Joy Corrigan, if meant in the literal sense.

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« Reply #91 on: April 28, 2024, 08:58:16 AM »
And here’s pictures of Joy Corrigan, if meant in the literal sense.


Oh my.
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #92 on: May 01, 2024, 03:43:22 PM »
Koy "Whoopsie" Moore hitting the bricks.
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« Reply #93 on: May 01, 2024, 03:46:29 PM »
Koy "Whoopsie" Moore hitting the bricks.

Well....BYE!
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #94 on: May 01, 2024, 04:28:36 PM »
Koy "Whoopsie" Moore hitting the bricks.

He wore a number that mirrored his production, unfortunately.  I guess our receiving corps was actually THAT bad last year.

Hooks ran a 4.82 40 yd dash.

Without looking it up, not sure that Shorter or Mardner recorded a stat last year. 

Excited to see us consistently accomplish a forward pass again.
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #95 on: May 01, 2024, 04:40:55 PM »
Look for another portal WR to AU in the next few days...or clearing $$$ for South AL LB Jacobs...
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« Reply #96 on: May 01, 2024, 04:51:25 PM »
He wore a number that mirrored his production, unfortunately.  I guess our receiving corps was actually THAT bad last year.

Hooks ran a 4.82 40 yd dash.

Without looking it up, not sure that Shorter or Mardner recorded a stat last year. 

Excited to see us consistently accomplish a forward pass again.

Mardner was the 2nd overall pick in the CFL draft.

True story.
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« Reply #97 on: May 01, 2024, 07:45:03 PM »

True story.

He was raised in the Puerto Rico community.   
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« Reply #98 on: May 02, 2024, 09:12:03 AM »
True story.

He was raised in the Puerto Rico community.
Next door to the Bidens?
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« Reply #99 on: May 02, 2024, 09:33:13 AM »
Next door to the Bidens?

Nah, the Native American family. Think their last name is Warren.
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