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Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s

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Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #200 on: June 07, 2024, 06:58:05 PM »
I started dating an Indian girl a few weeks ago.  Yesterday she said it would be ok if I gave her a facial.

I came on the spot.
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« Reply #201 on: June 07, 2024, 08:00:30 PM »
I started dating an Indian girl a few weeks ago.  Yesterday she said it would be ok if I gave her a facial.

I came on the spot.

Did she say “thank you, come again”?
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Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

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« Reply #202 on: June 14, 2024, 07:59:05 AM »
I asked a Chinese friend of mine what it was like living in China a few days back.

He said he couldn’t complain.
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Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #203 on: June 14, 2024, 02:21:04 PM »
What's the difference between Wuhan and Vegas?


What happens in Vegas......
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Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #204 on: June 14, 2024, 03:31:56 PM »
I asked a Chinese friend of mine what it was like living in China a few days back.

He said he couldn’t complain.

Tanks for that…
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Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #205 on: June 14, 2024, 06:05:32 PM »
Tanks for that…

That was as solid a post as I have ever seen from you…
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