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Life's Little Quirks

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Life's Little Quirks
« on: Today at 10:11:54 AM »
Toilet paper.

Do you roll it off over the roll, or under?
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Re: Life's Little Quirks
« Reply #1 on: Today at 10:27:53 AM »
Over.  We live in a society.
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« Reply #2 on: Today at 10:29:05 AM »
During my rough and rowdy years, I practiced “mullet style”, and only under rolled. Now that I’m domesticated, I’m an over roller.

Do you use a new towel and wash cloth daily, or do you share my opinion that they both forget about what they’ve scrubbed/dried by the next day?
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« Reply #3 on: Today at 10:55:52 AM »
During my rough and rowdy years, I practiced “mullet style”, and only under rolled. Now that I’m domesticated, I’m an over roller.

Do you use a new towel and wash cloth daily, or do you share my opinion that they both forget about what they’ve scrubbed/dried by the next day?

Wash cloth gets swapped daily.  That thing scrubs my ass.  Towel can go a couple days without refresh.
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« Reply #4 on: Today at 11:02:42 AM »
If I use the bathroom at your house, and see the roll in the under position, I will change it myself, and when I come out, we will have words.

I'm not a wash cloth guy. I take the soap and lather up from head to toe, rinse and move on.  Snagette changes fanny cloths every shower.
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« Reply #5 on: Today at 11:08:16 AM »
Speaking of toilet paper, do you fold over for a clean, flat wipe, or wad and attack?

Of all things, at one of our family Christmas gatherings, we got into an almost heated debate over that very thing.  I was surprised how many people wad.  No way you can get proper coverage with wadding.
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« Reply #6 on: Today at 11:14:55 AM »
Speaking of toilet paper, do you fold over for a clean, flat wipe, or wad and attack?

Of all things, at one of our family Christmas gatherings, we got into an almost heated debate over that very thing.  I was surprised how many people wad.  No way you can get proper coverage with wadding.


I fold t.p. for a flat surface, then use flushable baby wipes for the most complete clean. Wadding is for children & barbarians.

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