Life's Little Quirks

[Snaggletiger]

Toilet paper.

Do you roll it off over the roll, or under?

[wesfau2]

Over.  We live in a society.

[Snakebite]

During my rough and rowdy years, I practiced “mullet style”, and only under rolled. Now that I’m domesticated, I’m an over roller.

Do you use a new towel and wash cloth daily, or do you share my opinion that they both forget about what they’ve scrubbed/dried by the next day?

[wesfau2]

During my rough and rowdy years, I practiced “mullet style”, and only under rolled. Now that I’m domesticated, I’m an over roller.

Do you use a new towel and wash cloth daily, or do you share my opinion that they both forget about what they’ve scrubbed/dried by the next day?

Wash cloth gets swapped daily.  That thing scrubs my ass.  Towel can go a couple days without refresh.

[Snaggletiger]

If I use the bathroom at your house, and see the roll in the under position, I will change it myself, and when I come out, we will have words.

I'm not a wash cloth guy. I take the soap and lather up from head to toe, rinse and move on.  Snagette changes fanny cloths every shower.

[Snaggletiger]

Speaking of toilet paper, do you fold over for a clean, flat wipe, or wad and attack?

Of all things, at one of our family Christmas gatherings, we got into an almost heated debate over that very thing.  I was surprised how many people wad.  No way you can get proper coverage with wadding.

[Snakebite]

Speaking of toilet paper, do you fold over for a clean, flat wipe, or wad and attack?

Of all things, at one of our family Christmas gatherings, we got into an almost heated debate over that very thing.  I was surprised how many people wad.  No way you can get proper coverage with wadding.

I fold t.p. for a flat surface, then use flushable baby wipes for the most complete clean. Wadding is for children & barbarians.

[CCTAU]

Wadding is just lazy.

[Kaos]

You people are crazy. 

Bidet is the way. 

[jmar]

Over the top.

Bath towel used twice, wash cloth once although about to switch to face towels (used once) for better coverage and delete wash cloths altogether.

I didn't know human beings wadded toilet paper. That explains why there's smeared shit everywhere in the average stall which I seldom use unless it just can't wait.






 





 

[Snakebite]

You people are crazy. 

Bidet is the way.

Never have tried, but I am unsure of taking a direct hit on the bung hole to sink my battle shit. Just doesn't seem like my cup o tea.

[Snaggletiger]

Wiping.

Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?

Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air  for inspection.  How else do you know if you got it all?

[Snakebite]

Wiping.

Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?

Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air  for inspection.  How else do you know if you got it all?

I am a stander.  Don't want me feet falling asleep on me (I usually cut it pretty darn close).  Front to back is the way.... lest you be a poop dick.

[Snakebite]

Here’s one I have… I eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I have Steak, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms, I am going:

1. Asparagus
2. Steak
3. Mushrooms

And I make sure to take a sip of water or whatever else I may be drinking after every bite. I don’t count chews, but I’ve thought about picking it up.

[War Damn Six]

Wiping.

Reach under and pull from back to front, or hike a cheek and reach back?

Never understood the reach back. Can't get a good feel for it, but you still have to bring the shit covered TP out in open air  for inspection.  How else do you know if you got it all?

Front to back.  No one wants that crockpot you are cooking up.

[War Damn Six]

Here’s one I have… I eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I have Steak, asparagus, and stuffed mushrooms, I am going:

1. Asparagus
2. Steak
3. Mushrooms

And I make sure to take a sip of water or whatever else I may be drinking after every bite. I don’t count chews, but I’ve thought about picking it up.

Fast food, yes.  Fries and then burger. 

The meal you described, enjoy it all together. 

[Kaos]

Never have tried, but I am unsure of taking a direct hit on the bung hole to sink my battle shit. Just doesn't seem like my cup o tea.

Give it a shot. 

Will change everything.   You’ll never again have that “well crap.  My butt itches. Guess I didn’t get it all” moment. 

No streaks. No skids. 

It is the way. 

[GH2001]

Give it a shot. 

Will change everything.   You’ll never again have that “well crap.  My butt itches. Guess I didn’t get it all” moment. 

No streaks. No skids. 

It is the way.

He uses aloe baby wipes. He’s good.