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Carousel Season is Upon Us!

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« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2023, 08:48:32 AM »
I am not sure what UCLA expects. They are not elite. They've never been elite. They win games, make bowls, put dudes in the NFL, and stay out of the bad press. Maybe they don't make enough money (one of the reasons for going to the B1G, allegedly), but how is it Chip Kelly's fault people in friggin' Los Angeles aren't that into college football?

Teams like UCLA, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and Arkansas need to take a long look in the mirror and come to terms with their future.

The 12 team playoff? Pffffttttt! That's not going to be open to their ilk. That's going to be a super exclusive club. And they ain't in it.
In truth UCLA's attendance for home games is  little more than that of Illnois who draw even less than Big Ten powerhouse Indiana.
 
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« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2023, 09:23:57 AM »
I enjoy silly season when it's not us being silly. 

I saw Arkansas fans debating what it would take to draw Kirby Smart from Georgia.  "There has to be a number, right? And we've got better facilities and a better fanbase..." 

I've seen ESPN humping Deion to A&M. "Make it happen!"

I've seen Mississippi State fans tossing around names like Lane Kiffin and Freeze (who does seem extremely unhappy at the moment).

He did 4-5 weeks ago.

Hes looked happier than a pig in shit the last 3 weeks. Add to that the new grandkid.....Telling a certain cancer in the locker room to F off will do that to a guy.

Lane and Hugh probably laughed their asses off seeing that. There are fair criticisms of both those guys personally but to think either of them would leave where they are, to step into the absolute disasters that are Ark and MSU? It's almost a comedy sketch.

Gus was smart to know the ship with Ark has sailed....I think that's what sealed Pittman's fate in more than likely remaining. In reading Hogville, it seems to be the prevailing thought that the feelers they put out to anyone they thought would be better, were met with zero interest - nutshell: They think Pittman is the best they can do right now.
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Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2023, 10:27:38 AM »
I am not sure what UCLA expects. They are not elite. They've never been elite. They win games, make bowls, put dudes in the NFL, and stay out of the bad press. Maybe they don't make enough money (one of the reasons for going to the B1G, allegedly), but how is it Chip Kelly's fault people in friggin' Los Angeles aren't that into college football?

Teams like UCLA, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and Arkansas need to take a long look in the mirror and come to terms with their future.

The 12 team playoff? Pffffttttt! That's not going to be open to their ilk. That's going to be a super exclusive club. And they ain't in it.

That's what they say about us. 
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« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2023, 10:39:29 AM »
That's what they say about us.

Don't think so.  Our history dwarfs those programs. 


Can you say "dwarf"?
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« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2023, 10:47:53 AM »
Don't think so.  Our history dwarfs those programs. 


Can you say "dwarf"?

Dwarf is not a hard word to say.  You got a speech impediment or something?
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« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2023, 10:57:23 AM »
Don't think so.  Our history dwarfs those programs. 


Can you say "dwarf"?

We know that.  But if you ask anybody outside our circle they'd say Auburn and UCLA are direct parallels.  Like carbon copies. 
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« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2023, 12:31:22 PM »
We know that.  But if you ask anybody outside our circle they'd say Auburn and UCLA are direct parallels.  Like carbon copies. 
If we recruit and produce the NIL money we always have a chance. It's also why we will never thrive with an outsider that doesn't get the big picture.
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« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2023, 12:53:42 PM »
If we recruit and produce the NIL money we always have a chance. It's also why we will never thrive with an outsider that doesn't get the big picture.

I still think we should run the Bone and mash people, but what do I know? Less than dick.
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« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2023, 01:01:53 PM »
Let's build for it. Long as we get a lead and keep a lead there's no better offense.
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Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2023, 01:30:43 PM »
That's what they say about us.

Numbers and history say otherwise....whoever "they" is, needs a lesson.
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« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2023, 02:08:29 PM »
Numbers and history say otherwise....whoever "they" is, needs a lesson.

Oh, so YOU'RE the they, in they say.
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« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2023, 02:12:46 PM »
Oh, so YOU'RE the they, in they say.

God-damned pronouns, dude.
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« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2023, 02:24:36 PM »
Unless it has happened in the last little bit, Kelly hasn't been axed at UCLA.  What they would axe him, I don't know.

However, it appears that every outlet is saying it's imminent.
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« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2023, 02:31:57 PM »

However, it appears that every outlet is saying it's imminent.
Immigrants have nothing to do with this. Idiot.
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« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2023, 02:33:00 PM »
God-damned pronouns, dude.

ZHE says Ole Miss is on the same level as Auburn because THEY just fire coaches and are a cult.

Did I get it right?
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Re: Carousel Season is Upon Us!
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2023, 03:24:53 PM »
ZHE says Ole Miss is on the same level as Auburn because THEY just fire coaches and are a cult.

Did I get it right?
Immigrants have nothing to do with this. Idiot.
IDK, Chip Kelly looks like he's eaten a couple of immigrants.
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« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2023, 04:38:09 PM »
Dwarf is not a hard word to say.  You got a speech impediment or something?
Way to go, Cpt Obvious. He’s already self conscious about the forehead and now you bring the lisp up.
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« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2023, 04:49:11 PM »
Way to go, Cpt Obvious. He’s already self conscious about the forehead and now you bring the lisp up.

I am not sensitive about my five forehead.  Peyton Manning and I are completely comfortable in our own skins. 
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« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2023, 04:52:39 PM »
I am not sensitive about my five forehead.  Peyton Manning and I are completely comfortable in our own skins.

Why you gotta talk about your uncircumcised junk here, man? Don't you know there's a genocide going on!?! Sensitivity training must be lacking and the Elvis Aaron Hemphill School of Laws.
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« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2023, 06:35:52 PM »
I am not sensitive about my five forehead.  Peyton Manning and I are completely comfortable in our own skins.

How's that Landshark taste?
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