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« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2023, 11:08:58 PM »
I do not know Dimitri. I know who Dean was. But it would not make a lot sense for me to be racist as I am part black.

Guess which part.

That hasn’t been funny since 9th grade and it really wasn’t funny then.  We just didn’t know any better.

You’re an adult.  Graduate from dick humor. 
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« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2023, 07:24:53 AM »
That hasn’t been funny since 9th grade and it really wasn’t funny then.  We just didn’t know any better.

You’re an adult.  Graduate from dick humor.

Would you pass this advice on to Judd Apatow? 
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« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2023, 07:49:28 AM »
Would you pass this advice on to Judd Apatow?

Damn it, you are supposed to help me pile on. 

Nooooooo.
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« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2023, 11:30:17 AM »
That hasn’t been funny since 9th grade and it really wasn’t funny then.  We just didn’t know any better.

You’re an adult.  Graduate from dick humor.
1. It is hilarious but in this particular instance also true about my big long dick.

2. Not a chance that I move on, bucko. Go gargle Titan Tiger’s ball sack.
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« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2023, 11:42:39 AM »
I do not know Dimitri. I know who Dean was. But it would not make a lot sense for me to be racist as I am part black.

Guess which part.

The gay dude in the Tri-Lambs part?
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« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2023, 11:57:26 AM »
1. It is hilarious but in this particular instance also true about my big long dick.

2. Not a chance that I move on, bucko. Go gargle Titan Tiger’s ball sack.

You and I need to meet at the Sonic in Alma. 
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« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2023, 12:07:40 PM »
You and I need to meet at the Sonic in Alma.
Practice falling down. I can be there by 6:30.
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« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2023, 12:08:21 PM »
The gay dude in the Tri-Lambs part?
you already knew.
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« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2023, 12:17:11 PM »
Practice falling down. I can be there by 6:30.

Kudos for at least semi-understanding the reference.  If you can give me the source, you get full credit.  The origin story, bonus points. 

Wes will grade your work. 
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« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2023, 12:21:01 PM »
And make it fast, and sexy.
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« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2023, 12:24:32 PM »
Kudos for at least semi-understanding the reference.  If you can give me the source, you get full credit.  The origin story, bonus points. 

Wes will grade your work.
I honestly don’t deserve because I thought it was all original so I will take the zero. Wes and Buzzy are the queens of movie quotes. I don’t even try to live up to their level.

I’m obviously better than Snags and probably GH. But no one else.

Kaos has seen more movies than anyone around, though. I don’t know that he quotes them as much as Buzzy and Wes.

He’s pretty forgetful.
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« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2023, 12:28:29 PM »
I honestly don’t deserve because I thought it was all original so I will take the zero. Wes and Buzzy are the queens of movie quotes. I don’t even try to live up to their level.

I’m obviously better than Snags and probably GH. But no one else.

Kaos has seen more movies than anyone around, though. I don’t know that he quotes them as much as Buzzy and Wes.

He’s pretty forgetful.

Not a movie at all.  You were so close to a little respect. 

#ripwoopig
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« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2023, 12:33:37 PM »
Not a movie at all.  You were so close to a little respect. 

#ripwoopig
I haven’t been around for too long, comparatively speaking. I actually used to be somebody.
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« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2023, 12:37:41 PM »
I haven’t been around for too long, comparatively speaking. I actually used to be somebody.

Well, bully for you for being someone in the past.  You aren’t anyone any longer.
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« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2023, 12:46:03 PM »
Well, bully for you for being someone in the past.  You aren’t anyone any longer.
This is a given if one is here. But I am trying to pull myself up by my bootstraps. Just because it has never happened before does not mean that it can never happen.

Snake is still young. If I don’t make it out of here, I have hope for him. I don’t want him ending up like the rest.

I could have been a contender.

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« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2023, 02:20:41 PM »
I honestly don’t deserve because I thought it was all original so I will take the zero. Wes and Buzzy are the queens of movie quotes. I don’t even try to live up to their level.

I’m obviously better than Snags and probably GH. But no one else.

Kaos has seen more movies than anyone around, though. I don’t know that he quotes them as much as Buzzy and Wes.

He’s pretty forgetful.

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« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2023, 02:37:18 PM »
PhatHog wept.
I HATE THIS POSTING ROSTER.

Woopig made me their bitch once upon a time. I was actually there trying to take up for either you or Chizad (can’t remember which) on a Michael Dyer thread. I should have let the sharks just eat you both and stayed here where I belong.
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« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2023, 02:40:55 PM »
Woopig made me their bitch once upon a time. I was actually there trying to take up for either you or Chizad (can’t remember which) on a Michael Dyer thread. I should have let the sharks just eat you both and stayed here where I belong.

You think you could have assisted Wes on Woopig?   That is rich. 
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« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2023, 02:52:37 PM »
You think you could have assisted Wes on Woopig?   That is rich.

It's like this one time I found Lurking Tiger being smothered and manhandled by a tower full of sexually ravenous nuns.  I dragged him out of there, against his will as he fought to the tune of the sirens' songs of spankings and oral sex, but to his safety and for his betterment.

'Twas perilous, but I could not let him taste even a little peril.  'Twas too perilous.
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« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2023, 04:26:10 PM »
It's like this one time I found Lurking Tiger being smothered and manhandled by a tower full of sexually ravenous nuns.  I dragged him out of there, against his will as he fought to the tune of the sirens' songs of spankings and oral sex, but to his safety and for his betterment.

'Twas perilous, but I could not let him taste even a little peril.  'Twas too perilous.
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