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Jim Breuer
« on: October 06, 2023, 12:31:48 PM »
Any fans of stand up, or particularly, this guy...they just announced he'll be doing a show here in Dothan on November 18th.  I like some of his stuff.  A little/lot out there at times, but I might forego a trip to the Planez to see New Mexico State, or whatever cupcake we have before Bama, to take in a show. 
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2023, 01:24:20 PM »
Any fans of stand up, or particularly, this guy...they just announced he'll be doing a show here in Dothan on November 18th.  I like some of his stuff.  A little/lot out there at times, but I might forego a trip to the Planez to see New Mexico State, or whatever cupcake we have before Bama, to take in a show.

That's Joe Burrow's real name....duh.
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Re: Jim Breuer
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2023, 02:05:30 PM »
Any fans of stand up, or particularly, this guy...they just announced he'll be doing a show here in Dothan on November 18th.  I like some of his stuff.  A little/lot out there at times, but I might forego a trip to the Planez to see New Mexico State, or whatever cupcake we have before Bama, to take in a show.
I had planned to go see Breuer. Let me know what your plans are. If you decide to go see him, I will go to the Auburn game.
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2023, 02:59:03 PM »
He has a hilarious story about calling a bomb threat into a Sears where he worked. He said he was Khadaffi and had a department manager shitting his pants. 

You can find it on YouTube by googling his name and This Can’t Be Happening.

I am a huge fan of standup.  This is a great time right now with guys like Segura, Bargatze, Gaffigan, Dan Cummins, and others.

Some lesser knowns guys with free YouTube specials I recommend…

Chris Porter
Joe Zimmerman
Greg Warren
Mike Vecchione
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2023, 04:14:10 PM »
He has a hilarious story about calling a bomb threat into a Sears where he worked. He said he was Khadaffi and had a department manager shitting his pants. 

You can find it on YouTube by googling his name and This Can’t Be Happening.

I am a huge fan of standup.  This is a great time right now with guys like Segura, Bargatze, Gaffigan, Dan Cummins, and others.

Some lesser knowns guys with free YouTube specials I recommend…

Chris Porter
Joe Zimmerman
Greg Warren
Mike Vecchione

I've really been getting into Nate Bargatze lately.  At the other end of the spectrum, Anthony Jeselnik's dark humor is some top shelf stuff.  Gaffigan, on the other hand, wears me out with that whiney delivery.
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2023, 05:23:15 PM »
I've really been getting into Nate Bargatze lately.  At the other end of the spectrum, Anthony Jeselnik's dark humor is some top shelf stuff.  Gaffigan, on the other hand, wears me out with that whiney delivery.

Love both Bargatze and Jeselnik.  Jeselnik's bit about his neighbor with Alzheimer's is fucking daaaaaaaaaaark.  And very funny.
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2023, 05:56:03 PM »
Love both Bargatze and Jeselnik.  Jeselnik's bit about his neighbor with Alzheimer's is fucking daaaaaaaaaaark.  And very funny.

No doubt.  But, Eric Clapton's kid takes it to another level.  You're like, "Shit, should I laugh?"
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2023, 06:16:16 PM »
No doubt.  But, Eric Clapton's kid takes it to another level.  You're like, "Shit, should I laugh?"

Spoiler alert: I did.
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2023, 06:31:50 PM »
Jeselnik had a great tweet when John Crist got outed for his issues. 

“ I never thought I could laugh at a Christian comedian, but here we are.”

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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2023, 11:41:25 PM »
There’s this new colored boy out there. He’s funny as hell. Just look up Edward Murphy. You’ll thank me later.
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2023, 11:34:59 AM »
Any fans of stand up, or particularly, this guy...they just announced he'll be doing a show here in Dothan on November 18th.  I like some of his stuff.  A little/lot out there at times, but I might forego a trip to the Planez to see New Mexico State, or whatever cupcake we have before Bama, to take in a show. 
Oh this will age well.
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2023, 10:01:35 AM »
Oh this will age well.
”Surely Hugh won’t need any extra support to handle New Mexico State,” Snaggle thought to himself, as he planned out his homosexual agenda for the weekend.
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