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Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A

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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2023, 05:15:08 PM »
it's a slow day.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2023, 05:17:13 PM »
Page 3.  Yeesssss....

Suck my balls.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #42 on: August 31, 2023, 05:24:47 PM »
Page 3.  Yeesssss....

Suck my balls.

It's all relative.  Still a 1 pager for the Snake. 

I like you, WT
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #43 on: August 31, 2023, 05:28:17 PM »
It's all relative.  Still a 1 pager for the Snake. 

I like you, WT

are you just wanting him to suck your balls? 

not snags.  that's a given. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #44 on: August 31, 2023, 05:32:02 PM »
Florida @ Utah:  Gusty Gayta underachieved big time, under Coach Crew Cut, despite having what many considered the best athlete in the country at the QB position.  Now, they’ll have former Weskansan QB, Graham Mertz, under center, the polar opposite of AR-15.  If Utah had its full complement of players available, I’d double down on Da Two Utes.  The two what, Mr. Gambini?  Utes, the two Utes.  But, Cam Rising is really questionable, and they may be down to their 3rd string signal caller. If Rising plays, I’m taking the Utes at home.  I think he will.

Utah:  24

Percy Harvey: 20


Colorado @ TCU:  Only on here because of the hype surrounding Neon and the Buffs.  As everyone knows, Corch Prime gutted the roster and re-stocked with port hole players.  I couldn’t name one player on that squad outside of his son.  You know, Baby Prime.  From what I’ve read , TCU lost a shit ton of guys from last year’s failed attempt to stay on the field with FUGA.  I still have to think they’ve got more overall talent than the large, horned mammals.

TCU: 35

Port Holers:  21


LSU @ FSU:  Not really “at” FSU, because it’s supposedly a neutral site.  If they prove me wrong, I’ll admit it.  But right now, I’m not backing off my view that LSU is the most overrated team in the country.  I went through my reasoning a couple of times in other threads, so no reason to bore with the 411. I think FSU is a team on the rise and takes the Bengal Tigers down.  Jayden Daniels and Jordan Travis are both really good QB’s who can take over a  game by themselves.  But, I just see the Noles as a more well-rounded program right now.

Noles: 28

LSU:  24

 Middle Tennessee State @ Alabama: Almost 40 point spread.  MSU covers.


UMass @ Auburn:  I see most people saying, just run it, run it, and run it some more.  And that may be the simplest, and safest way to get the U Free era off to a good start.  I see a lot of people getting touches.  I think they try and establish a couple of go-to receivers, along with mixing in a good bit of Rayvaldo Mayweather at TE.  I’m actually far more interested in how we attack defensively.  I think our O will be fine this year, but I need to see that we have a defense that will at least keep us in most of our games this year.  Either way, I think they’ll be puttin’ work in, and not trying to cruise.

Auburn:  48

UMass 10


Feel free to talk amongst yourselves.   

Florida is going to fuck wives out of Mormon.

35 - 17  Gators.

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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #45 on: August 31, 2023, 05:33:48 PM »
Florida @ Utah:  Gusty Gayta underachieved big time, under Coach Crew Cut, despite having what many considered the best athlete in the country at the QB position.  Now, they’ll have former Weskansan QB, Graham Mertz, under center, the polar opposite of AR-15.  If Utah had its full complement of players available, I’d double down on Da Two Utes.  The two what, Mr. Gambini?  Utes, the two Utes.  But, Cam Rising is really questionable, and they may be down to their 3rd string signal caller. If Rising plays, I’m taking the Utes at home.  I think he will.

Utah:  24

Percy Harvey: 20


Colorado @ TCU:  Only on here because of the hype surrounding Neon and the Buffs.  As everyone knows, Corch Prime gutted the roster and re-stocked with port hole players.  I couldn’t name one player on that squad outside of his son.  You know, Baby Prime.  From what I’ve read , TCU lost a shit ton of guys from last year’s failed attempt to stay on the field with FUGA.  I still have to think they’ve got more overall talent than the large, horned mammals.

TCU: 35

Port Holers:  21


LSU @ FSU:  Not really “at” FSU, because it’s supposedly a neutral site.  If they prove me wrong, I’ll admit it.  But right now, I’m not backing off my view that LSU is the most overrated team in the country.  I went through my reasoning a couple of times in other threads, so no reason to bore with the 411. I think FSU is a team on the rise and takes the Bengal Tigers down.  Jayden Daniels and Jordan Travis are both really good QB’s who can take over a  game by themselves.  But, I just see the Noles as a more well-rounded program right now.

Noles: 28

LSU:  24

 Middle Tennessee State @ Alabama: Almost 40 point spread.  MSU covers.


UMass @ Auburn:  I see most people saying, just run it, run it, and run it some more.  And that may be the simplest, and safest way to get the U Free era off to a good start.  I see a lot of people getting touches.  I think they try and establish a couple of go-to receivers, along with mixing in a good bit of Rayvaldo Mayweather at TE.  I’m actually far more interested in how we attack defensively.  I think our O will be fine this year, but I need to see that we have a defense that will at least keep us in most of our games this year.  Either way, I think they’ll be puttin’ work in, and not trying to cruise.

Auburn:  48

UMass 10


Feel free to talk amongst yourselves.   

fuck Deion.  only one Deion and her last name is Warwick. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #46 on: August 31, 2023, 05:35:27 PM »
Wes' thread is so much better than this one. I am going to post this reply just to help get snags a 2nd page of replies. Thank me later Snags.

you fell short.  he's thanking me.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2023, 05:36:28 PM »
it's not over until i say it's over. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #48 on: August 31, 2023, 05:37:19 PM »
you fell short.  he's thanking me.

BOOM, bitches.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #49 on: August 31, 2023, 05:38:55 PM »
Florida is going to fuck wives out of Mormon.

35 - 17  Gators.

I was hoping Cam Rising would be playing, but that looks highly improbable at this point. You may be spot on. 
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #50 on: August 31, 2023, 06:14:31 PM »
I was hoping Cam Rising would be playing, but that looks highly improbable at this point. You may be spot on. 
Hugh Freeze would have a better chance with our unproven team than Billy Napier and the SEC East bottom dwellers v. The Pac 12 Champs at Rice Eccels.
Utah by 11 without Rising.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #51 on: August 31, 2023, 07:03:42 PM »
nook brought the heat from the PNW today
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« Reply #52 on: August 31, 2023, 07:17:02 PM »
nook brought the heat from the PNW today

It was quite refreshing. And for him to proclaim so much love for THE WiregrassTee (which he will love to be called from hence forth) was so brave, bold, and beautiful.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2023, 09:04:35 PM »
fall baseball, college football and Darlington ...can't ask for more. baby backs on sale at the piggly wiggly...free range of course.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #54 on: August 31, 2023, 09:34:32 PM »
nevermind. Florida is getting ass raped.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #55 on: August 31, 2023, 09:36:40 PM »
let's get this to a fourth page.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2023, 09:37:22 PM »
then we'll go for five. frick you wiregrass.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #57 on: August 31, 2023, 09:40:02 PM »
and frick the dozen or so alias' of wiregrass. moron.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2023, 09:43:15 PM »
turning the page soon, wiregrass.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week A
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2023, 09:43:35 PM »
almost.
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