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What Is That Now.....3?

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What Is That Now.....3?
« on: June 01, 2023, 04:48:45 PM »
Two years ago, our President fell multiple times trying to walk up the steps of Air Force One. Then, him fall down, go boom trying to stop his bike.  Today, he tripped over a sand bag that was on stage at the Air Force graduation ceremony.  Crumpled like a cheap suit.

I'm sincerely hoping the man can stay upright a little longer, because the alternative actually scares the hell out of me.
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Re: What Is That Now.....3?
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2023, 09:07:37 PM »
Two years ago, our President fell multiple times trying to walk up the steps of Air Force One. Then, him fall down, go boom trying to stop his bike.  Today, he tripped over a sand bag that was on stage at the Air Force graduation ceremony.  Crumpled like a cheap suit.

I'm sincerely hoping the man can stay upright a little longer, because the alternative actually scares the hell out of me.

You’ve never wanted to be ruled by a slavering hyena?
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Re: What Is That Now.....3?
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2023, 09:10:02 PM »
You’ve never wanted to be ruled by a slavering hyena?

You’d hit it. Don’t lie. Maybe in the dark. Drunk. But you would.
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Re: What Is That Now.....3?
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2023, 09:15:15 PM »
You’d hit it. Don’t lie. Maybe in the dark. Drunk. But you would.

With a baseball bat.
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Re: What Is That Now.....3?
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2023, 03:42:18 PM »
What kid of heels are those on his shoes? ?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: What Is That Now.....3?
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2023, 04:16:28 PM »
What kid of heels are those on his shoes? ?

Horseshoes. 

Devils have hooves, you know.

If I had to guess?  They've got one of three functions:

1. Help the idiot stand up straight
2. Help the idiot maintain balance
3. Give the idiot a few more inches in height. 



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Re: What Is That Now.....3?
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2023, 01:17:39 PM »
Your President has GPS inserts so he can be found should he wander off.
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Re: What Is That Now.....3?
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2023, 08:47:29 AM »
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Gerald Ford to the stage.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.