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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2023, 02:33:02 PM »
He speaks about himself in the third person and skips Friday classes.  Kid is talented, but I'd prefer someone else.
Jimmy loves running the ball.  Jimmy's got skills.
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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2023, 02:59:16 PM »
Jimmy loves running the ball.  Jimmy's got skills.

The exact quote relayed to me was:

"Phat don't do school on gameday."
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« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2023, 03:36:28 PM »
The exact quote relayed to me was:

"Phat don't do school on gameday."

Is his cousin Alvin wanting to play with him in college, or will his decision be independent of whatever happens with Phat Boy Burnette? 
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« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2023, 03:56:18 PM »
Well, on the same day we get Joe Phillips from the Dawgs, Phat Burnett affirms his commitment by shutting down his recruitment. Hugh looks to be not fuckin around....youre with us or you can take a hike. No games.
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« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2023, 08:55:41 AM »
The exact quote relayed to me was:

"Phat don't do school on gameday."
Does he realize games are on Saturdays in college?
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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2023, 09:31:50 AM »
Looks like Auburn is exploring what they consider more viable, and better options at RB for this class than Phat. As he is now "still committed" but shopping himself around to other schools. My guess is he has probably been told to find another landing spot in short order. Dude is a beast but a bit of a head case - reminds me of Cowart years back. He will land somewhere decent but his work ethic and head issues will scare a lot of schools off.
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« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2023, 09:40:19 AM »
Looks like Auburn is exploring what they consider more viable, and better options at RB for this class than Phat. As he is now "still committed" but shopping himself around to other schools. My guess is he has probably been told to find another landing spot in short order. Dude is a beast but a bit of a head case - reminds me of Coward years back. He will land somewhere decent but his work ethic and head issues will scare a lot of schools off.

If he leaves what does that mean for his younger, more talented cousin, Alvin Henderson?
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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2023, 10:01:55 AM »
If he leaves what does that mean for his younger, more talented cousin, Alvin Henderson?

If Alvin is smart and wants what's best for him (and not his Homie/Cousin), it will have 0 bearing. They play the same position, so it REALLY shouldn't matter in that regard. Alvin has a much higher NIL value, so my guess is he will do what hes gotta do to get paid and get good playing time on a solid P5 team.
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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2023, 10:31:22 AM »
He speaks about himself in the third person and skips Friday classes.  Kid is talented, but I'd prefer someone else.

Confirmed with my nephew that it's a grade issue.  He's been told to get his shit straight and get serious or find another landing spot.
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« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2023, 11:46:52 AM »
Confirmed with my nephew that it's a grade issue.  He's been told to get his shit straight and get serious or find another landing spot.

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« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2023, 01:36:21 PM »
Decommited.
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« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2023, 02:23:34 PM »
Meh.  We roll 5 deep at RB anyway.
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« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2023, 04:31:06 PM »
Confirmed with my nephew that it's a grade issue.  He's been told to get his shit straight and get serious or find another landing spot.

Read back in this thread too.....you, I and a few others have been saying this dude aint quite "all there" up stairs. Work ethic is bad, classroom habits are bad and he talks in the 3rd person. If we wavered on him (which is the story) then I do not blame the staff here. There are better fish to be caught.
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« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2023, 05:23:51 PM »
Read back in this thread too.....you, I and a few others have been saying this dude aint quite "all there" up stairs. Work ethic is bad, classroom habits are bad and he talks in the 3rd person. If we wavered on him (which is the story) then I do not blame the staff here. There are better fish to be caught.
WT had these skreets way earlier but ain’t nobody got time for that.

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« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2023, 07:25:33 PM »
WT had these skreets way earlier but ain’t nobody got time for that.

Word.

Where?  In another thread I am too lazy  to find? 

Shut the fuck up. 

You are more (less?) useless than David muthafucKing Ward. 

I loathe the day you found your way here.  I blame Steve but not even he could have known how stupid you would be. 
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« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2023, 11:12:01 PM »
Where?  In another thread I am too lazy  to find? 

Shut the fuck up. 

You are more (less?) useless than David muthafucKing Ward. 

I loathe the day you found your way here.  I blame Steve but not even he could have known how stupid you would be.

He’s no greasy weasal
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« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2023, 11:50:32 PM »
Where?  In another thread I am too lazy  to find? 

Shut the fuck up. 

You are more (less?) useless than David muthafucKing Ward. 

I loathe the day you found your way here.  I blame Steve but not even he could have known how stupid you would be.
you dumb.
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« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2023, 05:51:42 AM »
He’s no greasy weasal

That guy was Birmingham level.

Was he on the X or was it AU Undercover when PMarsh’s fatass was there?
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« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2023, 08:03:34 AM »
That guy was Birmingham level.

Was he on the X or was it AU Undercover when PMarsh’s fatass was there?

He and K were tight on fat Phils Auc.

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« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2023, 08:41:18 AM »
He and K were tight on fat Phils Auc.

Nom nom nom

K was a master debater on that board. Phyllis banned be for using the fuck bomb.
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