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Pele
« on: December 29, 2022, 02:26:39 PM »
Yeah okay, it's soccer.  But worth noting that Pele passed today at 82 years old. Back in the day, Pele was as famous an athlete as there was in the world.  Didn't matter if you watched, or even cared about soccer, everyone knew who Pele was.  He was superior athletically to most of his generation, and one of the first to make famous, the bicycle kick.  Everyone knew Pele as that guy who could flip backwards and keek dee ball for dee gooooooaal.   
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2022, 02:57:13 PM »
I wonder if this thread would have garnered more interest and reaction had someone else, really anyone else, started it.
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Re: Pele
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2022, 04:39:49 PM »
Just here for support… and to talk about anything besides soccer.

Kiddo is in Ellijay, GA tonight, which is the home of Doyle Dykes. Brother Doyle can make weird things happen on the geee-tar if ya care to take a listen.

Going to take the bride to Firebirds tonight, then am going to give her my Firebird.



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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2022, 04:51:17 PM »
Changed the reservation to Bonefish, because I’d rather give her that.
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2022, 04:54:07 PM »
Changed the reservation to Bonefish, because I’d rather give her that.

More like your Hummingbird.


Don't eat meat, but she sho likes the bone.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2022, 05:02:23 PM »
More like your Hummingbird.


Don't eat meat, but she sho likes the bone.

A vagitarian myself.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2022, 05:08:50 PM »
A vagitarian myself.

The other day, I pleasured myself to Mrs. Butterworth. And she got me there. She got me there fast!…Talk about a river of ejaculate.

Now I know what those sad villagers in Pompeii felt like! Except, instead of hot lava raining down, I rained down frothy ejaculate!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Pele
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2022, 05:21:59 PM »
The other day, I pleasured myself to Mrs. Butterworth. And she got me there. She got me there fast!…Talk about a river of ejaculate.

Now I know what those sad villagers in Pompeii felt like! Except, instead of hot lava raining down, I rained down frothy ejaculate!

Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don’t follow the NBA.
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Re: Pele
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2022, 10:24:19 PM »
A vagitarian myself.
This guy^^^he good.

Postings on a higher level than you dick lickers.

I’m just observing and stating how it goes. Some of you…actually all of you, need to step it up a notch or nine.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2022, 01:23:52 AM »
Yeah okay, it's soccer.  But worth noting that Pele passed today at 82 years old. Back in the day, Pele was as famous an athlete as there was in the world.  Didn't matter if you watched, or even cared about soccer, everyone knew who Pele was.  He was superior athletically to most of his generation, and one of the first to make famous, the bicycle kick.  Everyone knew Pele as that guy who could flip backwards and keek dee ball for dee gooooooaal.

As a kid in Alabama in the 70s, you knew of Pele. He did things unseen before him. Won a World Cup at 17. And was generally known as the most badass soccer player in the world. I’ve never been a soccer fan, but I can appreciate greatness when I see it.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2022, 07:17:03 AM »
As a kid in Alabama in the 70s, you knew of Pele. He did things unseen before him. Won a World Cup at 17. And was generally known as the most badass soccer player in the world. I’ve never been a soccer fan, but I can appreciate greatness when I see it.
That's right.
Like Gretzky was sunonamoose with hockey.
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2022, 10:00:50 AM »
That's right.
Like Gretzky was sunonamoose with hockey.

Agreed. I don’t know a thing about hockey, but I could watch him on the ice and still know I was watching greatness.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2022, 08:36:52 PM »
As a kid in Alabama in the 70s, you knew of Pele. He did things unseen before him. Won a World Cup at 17. And was generally known as the most badass soccer player in the world. I’ve never been a soccer fan, but I can appreciate greatness when I see it.
Yes. I have always heard that soccer is popular with the gays.
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Re: Pele
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2022, 07:20:22 AM »
Funny thing.  I know of Gretzky and of Pele.

Never saw either of them play a game.  Even on TV. Only knew of them through highlights. 

I remember hearing over and over that Pele was going to force soccer down America’s throat. He would bring it to the masses and make us forget all about football.  He didn’t. 
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2023, 04:24:15 PM »
You guys!   
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