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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #220 on: April 25, 2023, 02:44:05 PM »
Jeffrey M'baaaaaaaa winds up at Purdue.  Home of the big ass drum.
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« Reply #221 on: April 28, 2023, 10:49:16 AM »
D-lineman, Tobechi Okoli, jumps in the port hole.  Moved the needle about as much as Skretch Akingboooladoolabo.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #222 on: April 28, 2023, 10:54:53 AM »
D-lineman, Tobechi Okoli, jumps in the port hole.  Moved the needle about as much as Skretch Akingboooladoolabo.

Never heard of him.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #223 on: April 28, 2023, 11:30:52 AM »
Craig McDonald follows him into the transfunctioner.  Whip his ass Craig!
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« Reply #224 on: April 28, 2023, 11:55:34 AM »
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« Reply #225 on: April 28, 2023, 12:31:36 PM »
Never heard of him.
This guy, here, is dead.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #226 on: April 28, 2023, 12:36:15 PM »
I always thought that MacDonald was a clown. 🤡
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #227 on: April 28, 2023, 01:51:01 PM »
I always thought that MacDonald was a clown. 🤡
I think his dad was a farmer
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #228 on: April 28, 2023, 02:04:31 PM »
I think his dad was a farmer

Heard on his farm, he had a cow. Just the 1.
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« Reply #229 on: April 28, 2023, 02:31:19 PM »
I think his dad was a farmer
I thought he is a restaurateur. I could be wrong. It’s not likely but possible.
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« Reply #230 on: April 28, 2023, 02:59:20 PM »
I thought he is a restaurateur. I could be wrong. It’s not likely but possible.
That's a Kroc
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« Reply #231 on: April 28, 2023, 03:18:58 PM »
That's a Kroc
Aren't you just a Ray of sunshine.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #232 on: April 28, 2023, 03:50:31 PM »
Aren't you just a Ray of sunshine.
Agreed. That’s no way to have a happy meal.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #233 on: April 29, 2023, 03:06:56 PM »
I think his dad was a farmer

He had a farm, but he never farmed it. It was just a tax write off.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: Port Hole
« Reply #234 on: April 29, 2023, 05:02:52 PM »
He had a farm, but he never farmed it. It was just a tax write off.

A lazy farmer who wouldn’t hoe his corn.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #235 on: April 29, 2023, 05:05:47 PM »
Casey Thompson, formerly of Nebraska and Texas, is scheduled to visit. Looking at stats, he is about as good as Bo Nix… a low 60’s passer. Would be an upgrade over what we have.
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« Reply #236 on: April 29, 2023, 09:24:59 PM »
Casey Thompson, formerly of Nebraska and Texas, is scheduled to visit. Looking at stats, he is about as good as Bo Nix… a low 60’s passer. Would be an upgrade over what we have.
You mean Bo Nix behind a shitty line.
If he can be Bo Nix behind a good line, I’ll go for that!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #237 on: May 03, 2023, 07:43:37 AM »
Can somebody please persuade Finley to leave?
 
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #238 on: May 03, 2023, 08:43:06 AM »
Can somebody please persuade Finley to leave?
I did my best.  Hope it worked.
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Re: Port Hole
« Reply #239 on: May 03, 2023, 11:36:23 AM »
I did my best.  Hope it worked.

Thank you for your service.
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