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For just $94…
« on: October 02, 2022, 07:42:02 PM »
If every fan in Jordan Hare contributed just $94, Harsin’s buyout would be covered.  Just think.  For less than the price of a pair of UnderArmour shoes every fan in attendance could be a part of improving the fate of AU football.  For less than a typical family drops on food they will never eat, they could bring about change. 

It’s one tank of gas. Take a staycation.  Find a way to drive 400 fewer miles.  Do your part.  You’ll spend more money on chips this year.  They’re bad for you anyway. Cut back. 

Your $94, in three easy payments of $31.33, will help a young man on the Plains from going to the locker room again without a second half score to keep him warm.  It will help plant new recruits so this once fertile region can blossom again. 

Do your part.
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2022, 11:23:32 PM »
This is why AU football may never be relevant again.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: For just $94…
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2022, 07:22:26 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 02, 2022, 11:23:32 PM
This is why AU football may never be relevant again.

Narrator: Truth is Auburn was only ever relevant in their own mind.
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Kaos

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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2022, 08:07:10 AM »
Comedy.

Dead as Harsin’s career. 
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2022, 10:16:59 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on October 03, 2022, 08:07:10 AM
Comedy.

Dead as Harsin’s career.

A white football coach? Never.
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Re: For just $94…
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2022, 10:23:30 AM »
Well, the JV Never To Yield organization is on the case!

https://twitter.com/TheGurglingCod/status/1576927665894100993
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2022, 10:58:35 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on October 02, 2022, 07:42:02 PM
If every fan in Jordan Hare contributed just $94, Harsin’s buyout would be covered.  Just think.  For less than the price of a pair of UnderArmour shoes every fan in attendance could be a part of improving the fate of AU football.  For less than a typical family drops on food they will never eat, they could bring about change. 

It’s one tank of gas. Take a staycation.  Find a way to drive 400 fewer miles.  Do your part.  You’ll spend more money on chips this year.  They’re bad for you anyway. Cut back. 

Your $94, in three easy payments of $31.33, will help a young man on the Plains from going to the locker room again without a second half score to keep him warm.  It will help plant new recruits so this once fertile region can blossom again. 

Do your part.

Will we get an adowable bwanket too?
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2022, 11:12:44 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 03, 2022, 10:58:35 AM
Will we get an adowable bwanket too?

You're going to hell for that.
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Re: For just $94…
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2022, 11:33:26 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 03, 2022, 11:12:44 AM
You're going to hell for that.
But, did you laugh?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2022, 11:46:27 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2022, 01:20:14 PM »
Blanket is an option. 
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2022, 02:52:09 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on October 03, 2022, 01:20:14 PM
Blanket is an option.

I am SOOOOOOOOO stealing this
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: For just $94…
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2022, 05:25:37 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on October 02, 2022, 07:42:02 PM
If every fan in Jordan Hare contributed just $94, Harsin’s buyout would be covered.  Just think.  For less than the price of a pair of UnderArmour shoes every fan in attendance could be a part of improving the fate of AU football.  For less than a typical family drops on food they will never eat, they could bring about change. 

It’s one tank of gas. Take a staycation.  Find a way to drive 400 fewer miles.  Do your part.  You’ll spend more money on chips this year.  They’re bad for you anyway. Cut back. 

Your $94, in three easy payments of $31.33, will help a young man on the Plains from going to the locker room again without a second half score to keep him warm.  It will help plant new recruits so this once fertile region can blossom again. 

Do your part.

Even $31.33 is too much for the common man. 
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Re: For just $94…
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2022, 02:49:11 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 03, 2022, 10:58:35 AM
Will we get an adowable bwanket too?

Oh fuck!  That was bad!   And by bad I totally mean funny as hell and I spit coke all over my screen!  I'm riding shotgun on the bus to hell you're driving!
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