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2021 Early Signing Day Thread

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2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« on: December 15, 2021, 10:17:04 AM »
In the Barn as of 9:15am, giving us the 21st ranked class in the nation (9th SEC):

Jadarian Rhym 4*CB 6'1"-170 Valdosta, GA
Austin Ausberry 4*CB 6'0"-195 Baton Rogue, LA
Holden Geriner 4*QB 6'3"-210 Savannah, GA
Trey Donaldson 4*S 6'1"-190 Tallahassee, FL
Damari Alston 4*RB 5'10"-205 Atlanta, GA
Omari Kelly 4*ATH 6'2"-180  Trussville, AL
Micah Riley-Ducker 3*TE 6'6"-235 Bellevue, NE
Jay Fair 3*WR 5'10"-175 Rockwell, TX
Caleb Wooden 3*S 6'2"185 Lawrenceville, GA
Alex McPherson 3*K 5'10"-155 Ft Payne, AL (#1 at his position)
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2021, 10:43:24 AM »
Marquise Gilbert in the house.

3*S 6'2"-180 (#1 at his position - JUCO)

Which weirdly dropped us to 22nd/10th.
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2021, 10:59:45 AM »
Big Ugly Alert:

Enyce Sledge 3*DL 6'3"-315  Monroe, LA
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2021, 11:19:28 AM »
#1 JUCO CB Keionte Scott commits to The 'Cruitin Finger!

https://247sports.com/Player/Keionte-Scott-46116368/
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2021, 11:23:13 AM »
#1 JUCO CB Keionte Scott commits to The 'Cruitin Finger!

https://247sports.com/Player/Keionte-Scott-46116368/

4* 6'0"-185 Snow College/Ephraim, UT (#1 at his position)
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2021, 11:25:29 AM »
4* LB Robert Woodyard reportedly a flip from Bama to Auburn.

6'1"-210 Mobile, AL

Rankings move to 19/8.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2021, 11:35:26 AM by wesfau2 »
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2021, 11:50:13 AM »
Powell Gordon 3*LB  6'3"-215 Auburn, AL
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2021, 12:02:53 PM »
Camden Brown commits.

3* WR 6'3"-190 Ft Lauderdale, FL
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2021, 12:06:01 PM »
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix in the fold,

That means we're sure to get D'Squarius Green too.  They're a package deal.
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2021, 12:49:21 PM »
Eston Harris, Jr. 3*OT 6'6" - 290 Auburn, AL

Gets us ranked 12/5
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2021, 02:09:12 PM »
Could the OP please update the first post so I don't have to wade though all of the Jackmerius Tacktheritrix Shitticus.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2021, 02:32:46 PM »
Could the OP please update the first post so I don't have to wade though all of the Jackmerius Tacktheritrix Shitticus.
Shitticus is a 5* kid.  Doubt we can land him.
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2021, 04:06:47 PM »
Woodyard, Brown and Sledge have officially signed.

Now 13/6.
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2021, 04:18:36 PM »
Could the OP please update the first post so I don't have to wade though all of the Jackmerius Tacktheritrix Shitticus.

There's word that we're close to flipping Ibrahim Moizoos and L'Carpetron Dookmarriott.  That would top this class off nicely.
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2021, 04:30:17 PM »
There's word that we're close to flipping Ibrahim Moizoos and L'Carpetron Dookmarriott.  That would top this class off nicely.
Do you even know Jack Shitticus!

Those guys could not even hold his jock strap. You are such a settler...
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2021, 04:31:04 PM »
Aiight, check my flow here.  If you look at the 19 players signed in last year's class, there are only 2 that used a year of eligibility.  Jarquez Hunter and Landen King.  I counted six 4* guys who never saw the field.  Guys like Dylan Brooks (Actually a 5*) Lee Hunter, Ahmari Harvey, Dematrius Davis etc.  Marquis Robinson, the big D-Lineman, did see some action, but didn't use up his eligibility.

These guys all have a year in a D-1 program, practicing and throwing the weights around.  I'm assuming Coach Harborlights has a philosophy of stockpiling players for the future.
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2021, 04:33:48 PM »
Do you even know Jack Shitticus!

Those guys could not even hold his jock strap. You are such a settler...

Hold on just a damn minute.  I have a semi-reliable source who says Dookmarriott getting his second star is a sure thing. Then what will you say Mr. Smarty McSmartypants?
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2021, 04:34:57 PM »
Do you even know Jack Shitticus!


He has a wife you know...
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2021, 04:35:41 PM »
Now we are only a QB, 2 OTs, a C, a couple of star WRs and a couple more LBs away from a championship!
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Re: 2021 Early Signing Day Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2021, 04:42:58 PM »

He has a wife you know...

So...your father was a Wooman?
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