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New OC
« on: December 09, 2021, 09:55:10 AM »
To be announced at a presser early this pm. Trying to time the news cycle in order to make a big splash. This one is huuuuuge. Like, big as my dick. Almost.

Your new OC is none other than Jack Crow. I can’t wait.
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Re: New OC
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2021, 10:21:02 AM »
No Regerts
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Re: New OC
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2021, 11:07:47 AM »
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Re: New OC
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2021, 11:24:31 AM »
REGERTS????

 :facepalm:

Somebody let the old fucker in on the 15 year old joke
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Re: New OC
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2021, 11:34:01 AM »
:facepalm:

Somebody let the old fucker in on the 15 year old joke

Sorry about missing the joke.  I was eating a Milky Way.
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Re: New OC
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2021, 01:11:10 PM »
Sorry about missing the joke.  I was eating a Milky Way.
*snicker*
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: New OC
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2021, 08:58:24 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: New OC
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2021, 10:29:51 AM »
:facepalm:

Somebody let the old fucker in on the 15 year old joke
It’s a shame that you can’t knock the senile out of a motherfucker.
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Re: New OC
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2021, 10:48:58 AM »
You people are worthless.

Go back to to your shanties.
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Re: New OC
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2021, 11:01:48 AM »
You people are worthless.

Go back to to your shanties.
Just stay out of my way...or you'll pay!  Listen to what I say.
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Re: New OC
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2021, 01:26:03 PM »
And Chip Lindsey is back?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: New OC
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2021, 02:09:24 PM »
And Chip Lindsey is back?

I always thought he was outshined by Gomer.  I mean, all he could do was a great Cary Grant impression.
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Re: New OC
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2021, 02:49:48 PM »
I always thought he was outshined by Gomer.  I mean, all he could do was a great Cary Grant impression.


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Re: New OC
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2021, 11:42:53 AM »
I always thought he was outshined by Gomer.  I mean, all he could do was a great Cary Grant impression.

Yeah, but he also snagged the "Fun Girls" from Mt. Pilot! 
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Re: New OC
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2021, 03:45:36 PM »
:facepalm:

Somebody let the old fucker in on the 15 year old joke

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