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« on: October 01, 2021, 03:03:47 PM »
Saw Jeff Foxworthy last night in Montgomery.  Yeah I know, that's like saying I have tickets to Nickelback.  But the tix were free, along with the doubles of Maker's Mark over ice.  Yes that's right.  No DCP anywhere in the mix.

Very entertaining concert.  He's put the, "you might be a redneck" bit away, and most of his show is just story telling.  And if you've been married for any length of time, I don't care if you like JF or not, you would have been rolling.

Also got to talk to Jackie Bushman while in line for my Maker's Marks.  Bushman graduated from Auburn and played pro tennis, winning a few titles.  He left tennis and started Buckmasters, which has made him quite the millionaire. Nice life to be able to make stupid money doing hunting shows with celebrities.
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2021, 10:13:47 AM »
along with the doubles of Maker's Mark over ice.  Yes that's right.  No DCP anywhere in the mix.

Glad to hear that you are finally drinking bourbon like a man.  Not so mini Snags must have showed you how.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2021, 11:44:24 AM »
Glad to hear that you are finally drinking bourbon like a man.  Not so mini Snags must have showed you how.

I've heard the Cajun Assassin runs on nicotine, bourbon, and hate.
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2021, 04:45:54 PM »
I've heard the Cajun Assassin runs on nicotine, bourbon, and hate.

But mostly hate.
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2021, 01:13:29 PM »
But mostly hate.

He ain't no Cowboy Buddy Love and you can tell him I said that!
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2021, 02:08:05 PM »
He ain't no Cowboy Buddy Love and you can tell him I said that!

The Assassin would take Cowboy's lunch money.
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2021, 03:04:01 PM »
The Assassin would take Cowboy's lunch money.

can I get the assassins autograph and a form handshake Saturday?

Please?

Word on the skreets is that ric flair may be on the planez Sarrrday....I would shit my pants if he came strolling by.
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2021, 03:27:20 PM »
can I get the assassins autograph and a form handshake Saturday?

Please?

Word on the skreets is that ric flair may be on the planez Sarrrday....I would shit my pants if he came strolling by.

I met him when he was the champ.  No big deal.  He looked me right in the eye and said, "I know you ain't talkin' to me, darlin'."  And I said, "No sir", and then sat down. 


I think we bonded on another level.
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2021, 03:33:04 PM »
I met him when he was the champ.  No big deal.  He looked me right in the eye and said, "I know you ain't talkin' to me, darlin'."  And I said, "No sir", and then sat down. 


I think we bonded on another level.

Gee...you really told him.
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2021, 03:43:15 PM »
Gee...you really told him.

I back down from no man.  Now I may sit down in a chair, hold my arms up in a defensive posture and whimper like a puppy....but backing down?  Oh hell naw.
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2021, 06:01:13 PM »
Gee...you really told him.

He got mind control over Flair. Flair be like "shut the fuck up." Snags be quiet. But when Flair leaves, Snags be talking again.
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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2021, 06:14:44 PM »
He got mind control over Flair. Flair be like "shut the fuck up." Snags be quiet. But when Flair leaves, Snags be talking again.

It'll be like it's both ours.  We'll just keep it at my house.
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