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Two for Akron to sell

wesfau2

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Two for Akron to sell
« on: August 30, 2021, 08:27:51 PM »
Anyone need? 
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Two for Akron to sell
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2021, 09:48:16 AM »
I thought you were going to be pressing the flesh with the beautiful people on Saturday.
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wesfau2

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Re: Two for Akron to sell
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2021, 09:49:09 AM »
I thought you were going to be pressing the flesh with the beautiful people on Saturday.
I am.  These are my sister-in-law's tix.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

CCTAU

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Re: Two for Akron to sell
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2021, 10:57:43 AM »
Do they come with masks?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Two for Akron to sell
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2021, 11:11:15 AM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.