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Happy Birthday threads get old. Very old, in this instance.

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Happy Birthday threads get old. Very old, in this instance.
« on: August 29, 2021, 11:16:01 AM »
Happy Birthday to the muscle man, hisself, although he’s sure to start losing muscle mass at this age. Sixty something?

If you ever have a wreck and need a check, I would recommend calling Alexander Shuhannurara. But, if you don’t give a fuck if you win, call snag’s. You probably won’t get much of anything but he may give you a blowjob.
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Re: Happy Birthday threads get old. Very old, in this instance.
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2021, 04:34:27 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 
Can you hear me?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday threads get old. Very old, in this instance.
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2021, 04:35:42 PM »
LAMO! Happy Birthday! You're only as old as you get laid.
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Re: Happy Birthday threads get old. Very old, in this instance.
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2021, 09:19:15 PM »
Slept late.  Drank beer.  Got laid.(don’t tell snagette) and went to Buffalo Wild Wings for wings, beer and fries.  Can’t ask for more.
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Headin' for the south lands
Lookin' for some fun
Down below that dixie mason
I know your the one
My tongue is chasin' my eyes are wide
I can see paradise
I been down here once or twice
But I never seen it look so nice

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Re: Happy Birthday threads get old. Very old, in this instance.
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2021, 09:22:07 PM »
Slept late.  Drank beer.  Got laid.(don’t tell snagette) and went to Buffalo Wild Wings for wings, beer and fries.  Can’t ask for more.
Happy Birthday old man.  Hope snagette is still sleeping so you can get some more tonight.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday threads get old. Very old, in this instance.
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2021, 01:19:44 PM »
You think his dog will give it up twice in 1 24 hour period?

Happy belated birthday you old codger.
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