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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2021, 02:47:19 PM »
I didn't watch anything other than a few highlights of the Spring game, so I didn't see if he got much playing time. I'm assuming that's the reason he's bolting.  But I have to say, if you can't break in the rotation of this D-line, you ain't all that and a bag of Wavy Lays.
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2021, 03:00:24 PM »
I thought I had read a promising article about him halfway through the spring.  I'm hoping now that it was Jay Hardy instead.
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2021, 03:31:05 PM »
I thought I had read a promising article about him halfway through the spring.  I'm hoping now that it was Jay Hardy instead.
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2021, 10:41:34 AM »
I thought I had read a promising article about him halfway through the spring.  I'm hoping now that it was Jay Hardy instead.
now its Handy and Hardy in the portal
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2021, 12:00:24 PM »
now its Handy and Hardy in the portal
I meant Joe Mantegna
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2021, 02:13:37 PM »
I meant Joe Mantegna
That’s because joe Montana is a quarterback you idiot. 
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2021, 01:35:23 PM »
That’s because joe Montana is a quarterback you idiot.

don't call Buzz an idiot.  it's dumbass.
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2021, 01:12:35 PM »
Kamal Hadden, a junior college transfer who enrolled at Auburn in January, went into the portal Thursday morning, AL.com has learned.

The Michigan native was a three-star prospect who was ranked as the fifth-best junior college cornerback and 32nd-best overall JUCO prospect in the 2021 recruiting class according to the 247Sports Composite rankings.

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2021/05/first-year-auburn-defensive-back-enters-transfer-portal.html
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2021, 02:48:12 PM »
Kamal Hadden, a junior college transfer who enrolled at Auburn in January, went into the portal Thursday morning, AL.com has learned.

The Michigan native was a three-star prospect who was ranked as the fifth-best junior college cornerback and 32nd-best overall JUCO prospect in the 2021 recruiting class according to the 247Sports Composite rankings.

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2021/05/first-year-auburn-defensive-back-enters-transfer-portal.html
I'm thinking the ruskies have "fixed" the like button and now every time we click on it, an angel gets its wings Auburn player hits the portal.
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2021, 03:07:04 PM »
Not trying to sound Bammerish here and say none of these guys were on the Sugar Bowl roster anyway....but this is not unexpected.  Two things:

1. Everything I've read and heard from teh Planez is that things are much harder and far more disciplined under Co Harpinz.  This is second, maybe third hand information, but a buddy of mine is good friends with a guy whose son plays at AU.  Dad asked his son what the difference was between practices under CGM and Harvinz.  Hitting!  He said they knock the hell out of each other all day. I imagine some of these guys are thinking this ain't what I signed up for.

B. This is just the way of the world in college sports now.  Read a piece the other day that since August, over 1,700 players have entered the Continuum Transfunctioner thingy.  If I ain't startin', I'm departin'.  (.02 to Gary Templeton.  Not verbatim)


There have been over 1,000 in college basketball alone.  The Transfunctioner is giving these guys the easy way out if they are the least bit disillusioned. 
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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2021, 04:01:50 PM »
...between practices under CGM and Harvinz.  Hitting!  He said they knock the hell out of each other all day.
Corch Dye is smiling.
We used to hit every day. And that was just the WRs!
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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2021, 08:02:50 AM »
Corch Dye is smiling.
We used to hit every day. And that was just the WRs!
Fucking like button.

This has been missing.  You can scheme all you want to but at the end of the day football is physical and if they aren't practicing physical play then they will not play physical play.  
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2021, 05:06:54 PM »
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2021, 10:09:16 AM »
So far, 4 of the six who were mysteriously absent from the A-Day festivities has hit the portal.  I will take this trade though...a quality DB with 4 years of eligibility left over a guy on his last chance to make some noise.
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2021, 11:43:42 AM »
So far, 4 of the six who were mysteriously absent from the A-Day festivities has hit the portal.  I will take this trade though...a quality DB with 4 years of eligibility left over a guy on his last chance to make some noise.

Couple of the rivals insider guys are saying its not over yet either. But honestly, with most of these leaving Ive found myself going "wait, who?".

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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2021, 01:19:47 PM »
Devan Barrett reported to be in the portal.

Hate to lose some leadership and depth, but this must mean that Jarquez is turning heads.
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2021, 08:57:42 AM »


Dammit, Spock, can't you turn the thing off?  
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2021, 06:51:20 PM »
Devan Barrett reported to be in the portal.

Hate to lose some leadership and depth, but this must mean that Jarquez is turning heads.
He’s not an sec back. He’s barley a d1 sunbelt back. Real story. That was being said back in February too. He never once in 4-5 years got remotely close to being anything other than a garbage time back. Another talent evaluation and development fail for the old regime. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: Suboptimal
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2021, 01:14:51 PM »
He’s not an sec back. He’s barley a d1 sunbelt back. Real story. That was being said back in February too. He never once in 4-5 years got remotely close to being anything other than a garbage time back. Another talent evaluation and development fail for the old regime. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
He was supposed to be the wheel route guy until Harold Joiner came to town.
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