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Long Snapper signed
« on: February 03, 2021, 11:44:05 AM »
https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/Auburn-Tigers-land-long-snapper-Kyle-Vaccarella-college-football-recruiting-Bryan-Harsin-160303297/?utm_source=247Sports%2520Newsletter&utm_medium=Newsletter&utm_campaign=210202_213717_AuburnTigers&utm_content=Link


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Vaccarella is unrated by 247Sports, but owns a 6-star rating from Rubio Long Snapping, which specializes in evaluations for players at Vaccarella's position. Rubio ranks Vaccarella No. 2 among all long snappers in the 2021 class.

In its evaluation of
Vaccarella, Rubio wrote, "Perfect mentality, size, athleticism, spiral, speed and consistency. Freshman year starter at any college. All-Conference on Day 1 of College."

Long Snapper signed with Auburn. Rubio ranking Number #2 in the 2021 class. This should quell some doubts about the priorities of our new head coach.
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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2021, 12:44:08 PM »
#SECWEST

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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2021, 01:53:00 PM »
Fuck 5*'s!!  This boy has 6*!!!
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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2021, 02:34:44 PM »
Fuck 5*'s!!  This boy has 6*!!!
^^This^^

BTW, the Long Snapper is the highest rated recruit ever at Auburn.  Sit on that and spin, bitches.
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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2021, 02:44:04 PM »
Every time that I see something about the longsnapper position, it brings back some fond memories. 

I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned it but I used to date a white girl from Wetumpka with a really long snapper.
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2021, 02:57:40 PM »
Fuck 5*'s!!  This boy has 6*!!!
This could be the card I mentioned earlier in another thread or just the right piece we needed to put us over the top and to begin quelling this reckless talk of terrors our fan base seems to have adopted.

A legitimate 6* is not something the human mind can wrap it's head around. It's barely plausible. Yet this could be the seminal moment not only for Coach Heisenberg but for the entire University of Auburn.

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to synchronize in harmony with the football universe. I'm beside myself, giddy even!

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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2021, 03:00:29 PM »
This could be the card I mentioned earlier in another thread or just the right piece we needed to put us over the top and to begin quelling this reckless talk of terrors our fan base seems to have adopted.

A legitimate 6* is not something the human mind can wrap it's head around. It's barely plausible. Yet this could be the seminal moment not only for Coach Heisenberg but for the entire University of Auburn.

It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to synchronize in harmony with the football universe. I'm beside myself, giddy even!
What does ejaculation have to do with any of this?
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2021, 03:05:45 PM »
This may not make a huge difference in the recruiting rankings but I believe this addition could make a huge difference in our on the field performance next season. Just think how poorly things would go for Coach Hadden if we had to roll the ball back to the punter.
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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2021, 03:13:37 PM »
What does ejaculation have to do with any of this?
Oh my word. You should just flagellate yourself for the rest of the day mister filthy mouth. 
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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2021, 04:00:16 PM »
Oh my word. You should just flagellate yourself for the rest of the day mister filthy mouth.
Does flagellate mean to play with his tiny little dick?
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2021, 04:15:51 PM »
Does flagellate mean to play with his tiny little dick?
It very well could if he directed said punishment toward that region while taking pleasure in doing so. 
Somewhat different from your strapping days in Wetumpka though.
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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2021, 04:27:41 PM »
 Today I pleasured myself to the image of Mrs. Buttersworth.  She got me there like I was on the Express A-Train. Bing, bang, boom. Talk about a river of ejaculate. A volume I had never seen in my life. Now I know what those poor villagers of Pompeii experienced when they were rained down with hot ash and lava.  Except in my case, it was not hot lava, but hot, frothy ejaculate. 
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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2021, 04:32:36 PM »
Vacarella.  Hmmm. 



Any relation or am I the only person who remembers this guy and made a long logical leap (but who also has no idea who Braden Smith is)?
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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2021, 04:40:43 PM »
Today I pleasured myself to the image of Mrs. Buttersworth.  She got me there like I was on the Express A-Train. Bing, bang, boom. Talk about a river of ejaculate. A volume I had never seen in my life. Now I know what those poor villagers of Pompeii experienced when they were rained down with hot ash and lava.  Except in my case, it was not hot lava, but hot, frothy ejaculate.
Funny I had you down for an Aunt Jemimah type with that fancy table napkin twisted in a tidy knot afore her head.
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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2021, 04:43:28 PM »
Vacarella.  Hmmm.



Any relation or am I the only person who remembers this guy and made a long logical leap (but who also has no idea who Braden Smith is)?
Well I'm old, so yes I remember him.  I think he backed up Phil Gargis.
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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2021, 04:48:13 PM »


BTW, the outtakes on this scene are awesome.
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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2021, 04:53:20 PM »
Well I'm old, so yes I remember him.  I think he backed up Phil Gargis.
Yes. Ramsay High. Also chipped in as a running back. Gave us some speed in the backfield especially when we got a hankering to get fancy off-tackle instead of risking disaster with that forward pass thingy.
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« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2021, 05:38:31 PM »
Yes. Ramsay High. Also chipped in as a running back. Gave us some speed in the backfield especially when we got a hankering to get fancy off-tackle instead of risking disaster with that forward pass thingy.
Now that you mention it, I do recall him working some at RB.  He was no Mickey Zofko, though.
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« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2021, 06:15:19 PM »
Now that you mention it, I do recall him working some at RB.  He was no Mickey Zofko, though.
So I went back to the 1976 CFB Reference Rushing and Receiving stats for Chris Vacarella which was his Senior year. 

15 rec.  353 yds.  23.5 yd. av. 2TDs

16 rush 356 yrs.  22.3 yd. av. 2TDs


Obviously he was either a team cancer, stayed hurt or just wasn't good enough to earn more touches. Look at those miserable eye popping stats. What a bum!

Back then over 20 yards per catch would have you leading most any conference and 22.3 yards a carry wasn't too shoddy for a 190 pound flanker. 


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Re: Long Snapper signed
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2021, 02:04:29 PM »
He’s no Dax...
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