The board has been down, so there hasn't been any talk about some of the best, down to the wire races that we've had in quite a while.
The Bravos are 80-70 and hold a 3 game lead over Philly. We have one left against the D-Bags in Arizona. We've smoked that ass 3 games in a row, but face Madison Baumgartner today, who no-hit the Braves earlier this season. The season wraps up with a series in San Diego, then home for the Phillies and Mets. My sphincter is so tight, you couldn't drive a 10 penny nail up my ass with a sledge hammer. ($1 to Sir Charles)
What about those Cheatin' Cards? Just about written off a month ago, and now they are by far, the hottest team in the game. Currently on an 11 game winning streak, and right now, firmly in the driver's seat for a wildcard berth. Pretty amazing stuff, and coming at just the right time. I haven't looked at their schedule so I don't know who they close with. I'm sure the Cubbies are on that list, though.