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I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...

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I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« on: November 04, 2008, 03:19:01 PM »
...on BBC America News so I can experience the smug, Euro-trash, hate-America crowd either rub salt in my political wounds or watch them squirm like the slugs that they are as McCain wins.

In either case copious amounts of adult beverages will be consumed.
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 03:47:37 PM »
...on BBC America News so I can experience the smug, Euro-trash, hate-America crowd either rub salt in my political wounds or watch them squirm like the slugs that they are as McCain wins.

In either case copious amounts of adult beverages will be consumed.

Yes!  Got about 6 folks coming over tonight for dinner and drinks as we form our own quasi-Republican base in the enemy territory known as Decatur.  We plan on drinking a shit ton as the election unfolds. 

If you're not drinking heavy tonight...you're not a Republican.
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 04:01:15 PM »
Yes!  Got about 6 folks coming over tonight for dinner and drinks as we form our own quasi-Republican base in the enemy territory known as Decatur.  We plan on drinking a shit ton as the election unfolds. 

If you're not drinking heavy tonight...you're not a Republican.

I thought that was "Dick-hater".


I'll drown my misery alone tonight.


At least we have basketball season to look forward to...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 04:45:06 PM »
Yes!  Got about 6 folks coming over tonight for dinner and drinks as we form our own quasi-Republican base in the enemy territory known as Decatur.  We plan on drinking a shit ton as the election unfolds. 

If you're not drinking heavy tonight...you're not a Republican.

Just cracked #1 of many.  I don't know what hurts worse my broken leg and lack of golf or the thought of all those giddy dems that i will have to wach tonight.
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 05:01:23 PM »
Just cracked #1 of many.  I don't know what hurts worse my broken leg and lack of golf or the thought of all those giddy dems that i will have to wach tonight.


Obviously you'll be watching Chris Matthews (Lard-ball), Keith Olbermann, and the bull-dyke on pMSNBC.

 :puke:
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 05:06:42 PM »
We are going to get together and drink tonight.
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 05:07:12 PM »

Obviously you'll be watching Chris Matthews (Lard-ball), Keith Olbermann, and the bull-dyke on pMSNBC.

 :puke:

That's me, super Lib :jaw:
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 05:13:15 PM »
Eesh...   :puke:
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 05:40:04 PM »
That's me, super Lib :jaw:

I was just playing-off the use of "watching the giddy dems", not implying your a leftist AUT; I can only take 2 to 3 minutes of the excrement talkers on pMSNBC before I puke...if you want to see some giddy dems that's the channel to watch because they'll be in rare form tonight.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 05:42:58 PM »
I was just playing-off the use of "watching the giddy dems", not implying your a leftist AUT; I can only take 2 to 3 minutes of the excrement talkers on pMSNBC before I puke...if you want to see some giddy dems that's the channel to watch because they'll be in rare form tonight.

I figure there will be plenty of giddy dems on Fox news tonight.  At least most of the women on Fox are easy to look at
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 05:46:08 PM »
I figure there will be plenty of giddy dems on Fox news tonight.  At least most of the women on Fox are easy to look at

Yeah, the FoxNews Babes are easy on the eyes...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 05:46:17 PM »
Wolf Blitzer, or Megyn Kelley....hmmm.....  Is this a trick question?  

Even Laura Ingraham that's on right now is better than the alternative...  Actually she's hot, and she's mean...  LOVE IT!...   :vn:
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 05:56:05 PM »
Several friends of mine and myself will be having a drunken skype call tonight to talk about the election returns.  Coming to work tomorrow is going to be tough.  Should be plenty hungover and sick.  :sad:
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2008, 06:05:10 PM »
Megyn is on now....   

This is going to be a long night...  :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Re: I think I'll Watch the Election Returns tonight...
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2008, 06:13:06 PM »
Several friends of mine and myself will be having a drunken skype call tonight to talk about the election returns.  Coming to work tomorrow is going to be tough.  Should be plenty hungover and sick.  :sad:

Won't be too tough for me...if my Democrat co-workers say anything to me all I need to do is remind them of the crushing blow Florida gave to Georgia this past weekend (49 to 10); yes, they both are Leg-humpers.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson