Just havin' fun here. You should try the relaxing thing that everyone tells me about. Its nice. 
I am three days into nicotine deprevation. I am about to snap. Don't tell me to calm down. I like being angry.
Besides, you never relax until someone tells you to do so and then you try to play it off. So, there are one of two things happening.
1) You are getting too wound up about stuff and you get called on it and then try to act like you are joking around all the time.
or
2) You really are just joking and no one "gets it", causing you to get wound up and try even harder the next time, when it doesn't work again.
I suggest the following remedies:
If 1) is true, let that anger out! Join me in making fun of people! Tell someone to go fuck themselves and really mean it! Don't try to "take it back" with the "I'm joking! C'mon, you guys! I'm not serious" stuff. Let it all out! Call a jackass a jackass and mean it!
If it's 2), I suggest you get a new schtick. You look like Kenny Bania, you're trying so hard. "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry, gold!"
28 Replies
5817 Views