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Cancelled Madness

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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2020, 10:08:02 AM »
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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2020, 10:30:01 AM »
At least now we can add another meaningless stat line to College Basketball going forward.  Shooting % with no crowd noise.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2020, 10:40:20 AM »
Heard some rival smack on the call-inz this morning.  Regular caller who is a Florida State fan, said FSU should be ready to play today because they have some inside information.  Leonard Hamilton called Manny Diaz at Miami to find out what it's like to play in front of empty seats.

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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2020, 11:31:01 AM »
I got COVID-19 going all the way
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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2020, 02:32:50 PM »
I got COVID-19 going all the way
Stealer of jokes...I want my $1
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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2020, 03:48:15 PM »
Stealer of jokes...I want my $1
How about some surgical gloves instead?
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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2020, 03:49:29 PM »
BTDubs, if anybody wants a good deal on some Final 4 tickets, hit me up.
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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2020, 04:14:45 PM »
BTDubs, if anybody wants a good deal on some Final 4 tickets, hit me up.
Daaaamn!!!  I'm sending you a PM now.  Do you take personal checks?
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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2020, 04:24:26 PM »
Daaaamn!!!  I'm sending you a PM now.  Do you take personal checks?
Not anymore from you.


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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2020, 04:39:17 PM »
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Re: Pearl Madness is back
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2020, 05:19:52 PM »
March Sadness 




$1 to Nook
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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2020, 05:37:42 PM »
Finally...

I have the PERFECT bracket.

Gimme my $1MM CBS.
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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2020, 05:54:56 PM »
Snags catches a break. No ass whipping for him this season!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2020, 06:02:55 PM »
Snags catches a break. No ass whipping for him this season!
Hey, if I want my ass whipped, I'll damn well make sure I get one and......wait......I mean.....you shut up.
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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2020, 01:08:05 PM »
Hey, if I want my ass whipped, I'll damn well make sure I get one and......wait......I mean.....you shut up.
Don't get sassy with me, I'm not asking for the day off!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2020, 02:28:39 PM »
Don't get sassy with me, I'm not asking for the day off!
Sanitize your area and get back to work.
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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2020, 03:05:59 PM »
If you had West Wirginia and Idaho in the championship game, congrats!

#MarchIllness
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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2020, 10:27:11 AM »
CBS or some fucks did a "bracket projection" as a substitute for March Madness. 

The only upset of the first round?  

Liberty beats Auburn.  

Bibberty. 
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GH2001

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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2020, 10:31:44 AM »
CBS or some fucks did a "bracket projection" as a substitute for March Madness.

The only upset of the first round? 

Liberty beats Auburn. 

Bibberty.
And Kansas and Duke would have booty f'd each other for the title. Sploogefest with the blue bloods. How'd Kansas do last March? Asking for a friend. 
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Re: Cancelled Madness
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2020, 10:49:21 AM »
And Kansas and Duke would have booty f'd each other for the title. Sploogefest with the blue bloods. How'd Kansas do last March? Asking for a friend.
So, you're saying Duke can hang ANOTHER banner? 


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