Can you hear me scream?

[Kaos]

That idiot bellowing pill-pusher from Bama is taking his moronic red-faced dipshit act across the state line.

Guess Kirby wants to get in on the PED peddling business with a nationally known jackass fuckhole. 

Hate Georgia more and more every day. 

Scott Cochran my ass.  What a dipshit. 


https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/02/scott-cochran-expected-to-leave-for-georgia.html


Cochran, the Crimson Tide’s strength and conditioning coach since 2007, has told people close to him for a while that he has interest in one day becoming a head coach

[The Six]

Now we have to listen to this braying goat man along with the barking mutts from Athens? Pass. Hard Pass. Too bad the NCAA is not remotely interested in busting UGA.

[CCTAU]

Now we have to listen to this braying goat man along with the barking mutts from Athens? Pass. Hard Pass. Too bad the NCAA is not remotely interested in busting UGA.

Nah. The NCAA will actually test UGA’s players.

[AUJarhead]

Too bad the NCAA is not remotely interested in busting UGA.

That's because they haven't beaten Bama.

[Kaos]

This is apparently the biggest news since Japan surrendered.  

Five or more stories every day on al.com about this braying jackass.  

Today we get Lane Kiffin’s reaction among other new responses.  

Tomorrow al.com will interview the pope, Bernie Sanders, Putin, Greta Turdberg and Kim jong un for their perspectives on the departure of the bellowing PED peddling fool. 

[Snaggletiger]

This is apparently the biggest news since Japan surrendered. 

Five or more stories every day on al.com about this braying jackass. 

Today we get Lane Kiffin’s reaction among other new responses. 

Tomorrow al.com will interview the pope, Bernie Sanders, Putin, Greta Turdberg and Kim jong un for their perspectives on the departure of the bellowing PED peddling fool.

I was thinking that very thing last night whilst listening to the Finebaum on the way home.  He's the strength and conditioning coach.  A guy who couldn't keep his license up half the time.  A guy who his colleagues say doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.  He's Ra-Ra and PED's.  That's the extent of his usefulness. 

However, judging by the size of Bama's players over the past years, they'd better hope they kept the lines of communication open to his sources.

[Buzz Killington]

Greta says that every time he screams YEAH! the earth loses a year.

[Kaos]

Greta says that every time he screams YEAH! the earth loses a year.

Greta looks like his aborted daughter. 

[Snaggletiger]

The hoopla over this jackass defecting to FUGA is obviously reedonkulus.  However, I will say that it's further evidence that Kirby is trying to mimic Lord Saybinz' "process" and build an alter-ego in the East.  And the scary thing is, I can see the NCAA/SEC looking the other way and allowing it to happen in all phases. 

I think those two entities would love nothing more than to push that rivalry harder and get two SEC teams consistently as players in the 4-team playoff.  The only way you do that is to look the other way, take a hands off approach and allow FUGA to play by the same rules, or total lack thereof, as Bama has been playing by all these years.  I have no doubt that's already in play.

LSU is always going to be solid.  They have a great tradition, rabid fan base and a fertile recruiting ground with little head to head competition.  Go Gaytah has the chance to build something skrong under Mullen.  But neither of those have the national appeal right now as the Lord Saybinz protégé taking on the Dark Master, or beating him out to face tOSU and Blabbo Skinney.  

I'd rather go to China and lick doorknobs than watch it happen, but I'd lay good money on the fact that it's going on right now.     

[wesfau2]

LSU is always going to be solid.  They have a great tradition, rabid fan base and a fertile recruiting ground with little head to head competition. 

Please to be explaining the Mike Archer/Curly Hallman years.

[Snaggletiger]

Please to be explaining the Mike Archer/Curly Hallman years.

Well, you could throw in the Gerry DiNardo years for good measure.  However, the last 20 years of LSU foosballz have produced a 202-60 record with a 3-1 record in MNC games.  They've also averaged the #7 recruiting ranking on 247 over the last 20.  #4 this year.  So yeah, I'd say in the modern era, they're always going to be solid.   

[wesfau2]

Well, you could throw in the Gerry DiNardo years for good measure.  However, the last 20 years of LSU foosballz have produced a 202-60 record with a 3-1 record in MNC games.  They've also averaged the #7 recruiting ranking on 247 over the last 20.  #4 this year.  So yeah, I'd say in the modern era, they're always going to be solid. 

What once was could be again.

Thus, my quibbling with "always going to be solid."

[Snaggletiger]

What once was could be again.

Thus, my quibbling with "always going to be solid."

Did you just quibble with me?

[Kaos]

Please to be explaining the Mike Archer/Curly Hallman years.

IOW: 88 of the last 100 years

[Kaos]

Found the job description for the UA Strength and Conditioning Coach.  


There's a lot of yada, yada and blah blah blah, but down near the middle there's this: 


"Required:  Must be colossal douchebag attention whore"  

This fuckernuts they're allegedly considering seems to fit the bill: 

[Snaggletiger]

So Rollie Fingers is a S&C Coach?  Who knew?

[Buzz Killington]

Please to be explaining the Mike Archer/Curly Hallman years.

Proof that there are people who can fuck up a wet dream.

[Buzz Killington]

Side note:  As long as the Harrisons are around Tuscaloosa, Cochran won't be missed that much.  He was only as good as his Pharmacist.

[Snaggletiger]

Side note:  As long as the Harrisons are around Tuscaloosa, Cochran won't be missed that much.  He was only as good as his Pharmacist.

Werd.  BTW, anyone see the long snapper Bama just signed?