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Please Don't Take My Man Card
« on: February 19, 2020, 10:47:03 AM »
So Monday night, I have moved my operation to the study where I can watch various sports, play my guitar and basically not have to watch a particular show that Snagette never misses.  Yep, The Bachelor. She and her mom and a couple of friends are constantly texting and calling back and forth during these Bachelor/Bachelorette series.  "I can't believe he picked her.  Look at her hair.....Oh, she is such a slut.  Did you see how she threw herself on him?  My God, she's fat. She can barely fit in those jeans.  Just how much make up did she cake on?"  
 
Yeeeaaahh.....I'll be in here if you need me.  (Grabs cold, frosty beverage and heads to the study)
 
Well Monday, she calls me in there, telling me they're in Auburn.  Sure enough, they're filming in front of Samford Hall and walking through campus.  They end up in the Auburn Arena and out comes Bruce Pearl.  He does some basketball drills with them and then Sir Charles comes on the wide screen and tells the Bachelor dude, this girl is part of the Auburn family and he'd better treat her right. 
 
Turns out the girl, Madison Prewett, has a dad who is Director of Basketball Operations for the Tiggers. She's pretty dang skippy in basketball herself.  Plus, she's hawt!

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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2020, 10:55:07 AM »
She also won 8k on the Price it Right....Did you see that also?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2020, 10:57:02 AM »
She also won 8k on the Price it Right....Did you see that also?
Was that before or after Drew Carey offed his ex?
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2020, 11:08:34 AM »
Was that before or after Drew Carey offed his ex?
He didn't off his ex....her current boyfriend did.  Carey is a jarhead and knows how to get rid of a body
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2020, 11:19:55 AM »
She also won 8k on the Price it Right....Did you see that also?
I don't watch the Price is Right....

anymore....

on Thursdays......


Okay, I did watch last Thursday but that was because I heard the Showcase Showdown included a 6 month spa package with weekly mani/Pedi's. 
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2020, 12:05:10 PM »
Again, you guys turn every thread gay...
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2020, 12:16:17 PM »
Your man card was takin a long time ago.
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2020, 12:40:34 PM »
Your man card was takin a long time ago.
Damn it, man.  I can't tell you anything. 
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2020, 12:42:55 PM »
He didn't off his ex....her current boyfriend did.  Carey is a jarhead and knows how to get rid of a body
Wood chipper on a boat.
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2020, 01:45:35 PM »
Wood chipper on a boat.
Or a pig farm.  Wood chipper is faster but messier.
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2020, 02:29:28 PM »
Or a pig farm.  Wood chipper is faster but messier.

That's why you do it on the ocean about 25 miles off the coast, and then push the wood chipper into the ocean after you're done.
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2020, 11:35:07 AM »
Your man card hood was takin a long time ago.
Teh fixt
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2020, 12:39:51 PM »
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2020, 12:47:16 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2020, 07:21:57 PM »
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2020, 09:58:14 AM »
Your man card was takin a long time ago.
That was the heterosexual man card. He still has a different one.
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2020, 03:14:58 PM »
I think the AU girl told him she wasn't a whore. And left the show!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2020, 03:27:39 PM »
I think the AU girl told him she wasn't a whore. And left the show!
Yeah, when it was time for them to have the "Fantasy Suite" night, Madison told Peter that she wasn't ready to just go ahead and......wait.....you watch that stupid show?  Man, you are one pathetic loser.
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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2020, 12:59:31 AM »
Yeah, when it was time for them to have the "Fantasy Suite" night, Madison told Peter that she wasn't ready to just go ahead and......wait.....you watch that stupid show?  Man, you are one pathetic loser.
Actually I was referring to things in general. You seem to be best buds with the dude.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Snaggletiger

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Re: Please Don't Take My Man Card
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2020, 09:29:58 AM »
Actually I was referring to things in general. You seem to be best buds with the dude.
Am not.
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