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2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #300 on: September 30, 2020, 04:46:06 PM »
Another bases loaded jam averted.  I'd just like to get someone on 2nd base so I can get some warm and tinglies in my naughty parts.
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #301 on: September 30, 2020, 04:58:25 PM »
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son and to the Holy Ghost.

Freddie Freeman - Atlanta Braves' Mr. Consistent
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« Reply #302 on: September 30, 2020, 07:43:37 PM »
Figures as soon as I go get my daughter from practice I miss the end of the game. 
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« Reply #303 on: September 30, 2020, 09:33:55 PM »
Well the X NL teams go 2-1 today. 
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« Reply #304 on: September 30, 2020, 09:36:22 PM »
Well the X NL teams go 2-1 today.
Yep.  Freaking Marlins are pesky as hell.  Tough outs from top to bottom and solid, not great, but solid pitching.  
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« Reply #305 on: September 30, 2020, 09:42:27 PM »
Yep.  Freaking Marlins are pesky as hell.  Tough outs from top to bottom and solid, not great, but solid pitching. 
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #306 on: October 01, 2020, 08:48:41 AM »
BARTMAN
I looked about like Moises yesterday after their first homerun.

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« Reply #307 on: October 01, 2020, 09:38:13 AM »
Waino goes for Cards today.  Might be the last time he pitches in a redbird uniform.

So the winners of the wild card series goes to Dallas to play next?  How was any of that determined?
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #308 on: October 01, 2020, 09:42:34 AM »
Waino goes for Cards today.  Might be the last time he pitches in a redbird uniform.

So the winners of the wild card series goes to Dallas to play next?  How was any of that determined?
What did I miss?  No home games?
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« Reply #309 on: October 01, 2020, 10:45:18 AM »
What did I miss?  No home games?
Yeah, ALDS between Rays and Yanks takes place in San Diego.  Astros play the winner of the As/ChiSox in LA.

NLDS between Cards/Padres and Dodgers/Brewers takes place at Ballpark in Arlington, while the Cubs/Fish and Braves/Reds takes place in Houston.

NLCS will take place in Arlington, while ALCS will take place in San Diego.

So basically, if the Cards or Braves win today, they go into a bubble.
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #310 on: October 01, 2020, 11:03:36 AM »
Bubble boy.
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« Reply #311 on: October 01, 2020, 12:14:49 PM »
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« Reply #312 on: October 01, 2020, 12:42:22 PM »
The card says Moops!
It doesn't matter!  It's the MOORS.  There's no Moops!
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« Reply #313 on: October 01, 2020, 02:24:07 PM »
Fish/Cubs postponed until tomorrow.  
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #314 on: October 01, 2020, 02:30:00 PM »
Fish/Cubs postponed until tomorrow. 
At lest that way we make it to day 3 of the series.
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #315 on: October 01, 2020, 03:36:11 PM »
Congrats, Snags!  On your way to another World Series Title!
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« Reply #316 on: October 01, 2020, 03:55:59 PM »
Congrats, Snags!  On your way to another World Series Title!
Yeah, we'll put it up on the shelf beside the only other one in franchise history, 25 years ago. 

Thanks man.  I never saw this coming.  I thought we'd have to "outscore" (DUH!) everyone. Our offense was tops in runs scored and second in HR's.  Our pitching is Max Fried and whoever we can find walking by the stadium who looks under the age of 30.  So true to form, they pitch 22 innings of shutout ball.  Sweet.  We can rest some arms and kick back and watch you guys now. 

Good luck to the Cards/Cubbies. 
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« Reply #317 on: October 01, 2020, 11:38:15 PM »
Well, shit. 
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #318 on: October 02, 2020, 11:07:23 AM »
Well, shit.
I had a good one this morning. 

The Fathers' bats came to life last night, but the reality is despite their wall banging, the Cards were matching them right down to the end.  That has to concern San Diego.  It's like we scored 11 but Goldmember is still jackin' bombs.  Jack Flaherty goes today for the Cards and it looks like the Padres will name a starter come game time, unless I missed it.  Flaherty hasn't been his bad ass self like he was this time last year, but he's still #3 in the league in strikeout percentage. 
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #319 on: October 02, 2020, 11:34:22 AM »
Cubs in a must win game against the Fish today.

Marlins:  Sixto Sanchez  3-2  3.46 ERA  33 SO

Cubs:  Yu Darvish  8-3  2.01  93 SO

Obviously, the Baby Bears are sending the man to the bump.  2.01 ERA is sick.  Sanchez is solid.  I watched him against the Braves the last week of the season.  The Cubs have obviously contracted a bad case of ATLatosis in that they have scored 11 total runs in their last 8 playoff games.  Their big boppers were like 1-12 in the first game.  That shit needs to change.  Time to get the sticks going.  Ross said he's starting Bote at second base as he's been ripping any and all heaters that come his way.  On another note, Starling Marte may try to play but will definitely be hindered at the plate with a fracture in his hand, finger or some bone in that general area.   

War Cubbies.
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