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2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2020, 12:36:55 PM »
Ain't right in any sport.  From oregonlivedot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


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Another NFL investigation found the Patriots illegally videotaped the New York Jets defensive signals during a game in 2007. The Patriots were penalized a first-round draft pick, fined $250,000 and New England head coach Bill Belichick was personally fined $500,000.
That punishment punished the Patriots, didn't it?  Really opened the doors for the Dolphins, Jets, and Bills to really take control of that division.
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2020, 12:42:32 PM »
That punishment punished the Patriots, didn't it?  Really opened the doors for the Dolphins, Jets, and Bills to really take control of that division.
You can't fix stupid.
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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2020, 01:08:04 PM »
You can't fix stupid.
Hey, hey, hey.  Easy there big fella.  Jarhead is a airwinger but that's no reason to call him stupid....or is it?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2020, 01:16:46 PM »
Hey, hey, hey.  Easy there big fella.  Jarhead is a airwinger but that's no reason to call him stupid....or is it?

Are you mad that your favorite supply guy won't give you any more purple crayons?
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2020, 01:33:27 PM »
Annnd, another one. I think maybe we should all start applying for MLB Manager positions. Looks like this will be in high demand soon.


Sources: Carlos Beltran out as Mets manager https://es.pn/30pKpyu

via @ESPN App http://espn.com/app
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2020, 01:55:49 PM »
cause baseball is teh ghey
Yes baseball is ghey

What in the hell is wrong you two?  Did your momma's drop you on your heads when you were babies?  Something wrong with y'alls Medussa oblinvibratos or something. 
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2020, 06:43:48 AM »
Are you mad that your favorite supply guy won't give you any more purple crayons?
He was out of purple ones...The original purple drank
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2020, 09:01:10 AM »
Annnd, another one. I think maybe we should all start applying for MLB Manager positions. Looks like this will be in high demand soon.


Sources: Carlos Beltran out as Mets manager https://es.pn/30pKpyu

via @ESPN App http://espn.com/app
I want to manage the Cardinals.  See if I can get them moved to Boca.
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2020, 09:55:44 AM »
I was just listening to Dan Patrick and he played a clip of C.C. Sabathia calling out the Astros for cheating and saying they cost us (Yankees) a championship.

Patrick posed the question, "Hey C.C., didn't you win a championship with Roger Clemens and Andy Petitte?  Then shut up!"

I think Dan Patrick needs to shut up. This is comparing Apples to Cement. As Bellinger said, knowing every pitch that is coming technologically all game long versus a few aging dudes on roids isn't even in the same ballpark - pun intended. But hey he made a good radio quote. 
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« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2020, 10:56:05 AM »
I want to manage the Cardinals.  See if I can get them moved to Boca.
You really want another Cards fan on the text string?
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« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2020, 11:04:20 AM »
Did I read or hear that Buck is interviewing with the Stros?  Would not be a bad choice for them.  
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2020, 11:40:46 AM »
Did I read or hear that Buck is interviewing with the Stros?  Would not be a bad choice for them. 
Can he cheat without getting caught?
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2020, 11:42:30 AM »
Can he cheat without getting caught?
Probably so.  He's been around for years.  I bet he has figured out how to manipulate the system. 
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2020, 11:47:19 AM »
I think Dan Patrick needs to shut up. This is comparing Apples to Cement. As Bellinger said, knowing every pitch that is coming technologically all game long versus a few aging dudes on roids isn't even in the same ballpark - pun intended. But hey he made a good radio quote.
Oh I agree that Major League hitters knowing the pitch is a much greater advantage.  But Dan is spot on.  If you benefited from cheating, then shut the hell up.  Plus, I'm 1000% certain this wasn't a couple of old guys trying to hang on.      
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« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2020, 09:36:09 PM »
Oh I agree that Major League hitters knowing the pitch is a much greater advantage.  But Dan is spot on.  If you benefited from cheating, then shut the hell up.  Plus, I'm 1000% certain this wasn't a couple of old guys trying to hang on.     
Clemens Petite and McGuire def were. Especially Clemens. 

how are you holding on these days bro? Brotein shakes, orange theory and weekly visits to the “anti aging” clinic - that’s how!!
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2020, 08:42:54 AM »
Clemens Petite and McGuire def were. Especially Clemens.

how are you holding on these days bro? Brotein shakes, orange theory and weekly visits to the “anti aging” clinic - that’s how!!
Good whiskey and Viagara.
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2020, 08:52:16 AM »
Good whiskey and Viagara.
The WD-40 and duct tape of old age.
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2020, 10:23:16 AM »
My son told me yesterday that the Braves signed Felix Hernandez.  I was pumped!  Jacked even. 


Then I wasn't.
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2020, 10:41:05 AM »
My son told me yesterday that the Braves signed Felix Hernandez.  I was pumped!  Jacked even.


Then I wasn't.
Was it the 1-8 record or the ERA over 6 that turned you off?
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Re: 2020 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2020, 11:29:44 AM »
Was it the 1-8 record or the ERA over 6 that turned you off?
Uh huh.
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