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LSU vs. Clemson for the Title

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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2020, 10:34:35 AM »
So, under the categories of delusion and just can't help themselves:

Listening to our local sports talk show on the way in this morning.  The host is a former Bama beat writer.  And I quote:

"Nick Saban forced the rest of the SEC to get better."

The next caller:

LSU reminds me of a certain team on the east side of the state who had a season like this.  May as well have sprinkled pixie dust on em' cause everything that could go their way, happened for em'.

Host: Well now, LSU didn't have to have any miracle catches or 109 yard returns to pull out games.  They destroyed everybody they played.

Caller: They barely got by Bama.  Only beat us by 5 points.

Host: Bama scored a late TD to make it that close. LSU controlled that game from start to finish.

Caller: You and I both know if Tuer weren't hurt, we win that game easily. 

Host: Well, that's probably true but we can only wonder what might have been.
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2020, 10:50:27 AM »
I already got LSU fatigue.  

Greatest season ever. 
Greatest player ever. 
Greatest coach ever. 
Greatest team ever. 

Ever doesn't last very long any more.  
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2020, 11:10:34 AM »
I already got LSU fatigue. 

Greatest season ever.
Greatest player ever.
Greatest coach ever.
Greatest team ever.

Ever doesn't last very long any more. 
Better than the Dahnastee talk for the last 12 years
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2020, 11:12:15 AM »
A quote from the Bookfaces.

"Clemson’s Tiger looks like Aubie if Aubie stayed out all night at Bourbon Street drinking handgrenades and getting his ass kicked. #kindaCREEPY"
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2020, 11:13:02 AM »
Crack head Tiger
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2020, 11:33:31 AM »
Crack head Tiger
Saw an article with the headline, "LSU fans start Go Fund Me to raise money for Clemson to get a real mascot."
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2020, 11:34:57 AM »
CFP Press Conference today.  

Orgeron at the panel.  

"Steve from 97.7 the Zone from Huntsville, AL.  Coach, as big as some of those early wins were over, say, Texas, tell me about getting over that hurdle and beating Alabama. That was really the big storyline this year..."  

I fucking hate the bama-bobo honking fucks in this state.  
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2020, 11:40:02 AM »
I'm just glad they beat Clemson, well whipped their ass.  It could have been worse.  Maybe Dabo will shut up for a while, but I'm not banking on it.   Great for Coach O.  I have always loved him.  He is funny to me.  I'd trade him for Gus today and probably throw in some boot as well. 
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2020, 11:44:05 AM »
I'll know whether Orgeron is like Chizik when his book comes out this spring.  I don't expect he'll do it, but if he takes all the credit (like Chizik did) then I'll know what he's about.  

Chizik's "All In" book was the beginning of the end for him, really.  If you've ever read it you know.  The dude was so completely lacking in self-awareness and humility it was pretty shocking.  Gave zero credit to any of the people who got him there.  Shined it all on himself.  
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2020, 11:51:52 AM »
I'll know whether Orgeron is like Chizik when his book comes out this spring.  I don't expect he'll do it, but if he takes all the credit (like Chizik did) then I'll know what he's about. 

Chizik's "All In" book was the beginning of the end for him, really.  If you've ever read it you know.  The dude was so completely lacking in self-awareness and humility it was pretty shocking.  Gave zero credit to any of the people who got him there.  Shined it all on himself. 

I do not think they are alike in that regard - at all. O is humble. Loves his players. Loves his state. Does it all for them and holds firm to that. He's been humbled enough times in his career already. I think its made him who he is. 
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2020, 11:53:47 AM »
I do not think they are alike in that regard - at all. O is humble. Loves his players. Loves his state. Does it all for them and holds firm to that. He's been humbled enough times in his career already. I think its made him who he is.
I would floored if he did something like Chiz.  I have never read his book. Too many people have told me how shitty it was so I stayed away.  I do have a little spare time to get a book read in so I may try it. 
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2020, 11:53:55 AM »
I do not think they are alike in that regard - at all. O is humble. Loves his players. Loves his state. Does it all for them and holds firm to that. He's been humbled enough times in his career already. I think its made him who he is.
Agreed.  Last night was great for the state of Lousana.  Go Tigah.
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2020, 11:55:07 AM »
Agreed.  Last night was great for the state of Lousana.  Go Tigah.

Tell em Jojo
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2020, 12:20:23 PM »
Saw an article with the headline, "LSU fans start Go Fund Me to raise money for Clemson to get a real mascot."
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2020, 12:35:25 PM »
I started reading Chizik's book and fell asleep on the toilet.
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2020, 12:38:54 PM »
I started reading Chizik's book and fell asleep on the toilet.
You can't return it now, that book's been flagged.
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2020, 12:47:20 PM »
You can't return it now, that book's been flagged.
Please take it home.  We don't want it near the other books.
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« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2020, 12:51:21 PM »
Please take it home.  We don't want it near the other books.
I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet there would be no books!
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2020, 12:56:27 PM »
If Burreaux continues to see the field like he has, it won't be close. He knows his key reads and when he gets in trouble, his WRs have been coached to get open.
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Re: LSU vs. Clemson for the Title
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2020, 02:39:30 PM »
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