Car wash vaccums are dirty whores

[Pell City Tiger]

Swan Creek Township, Michigan, man jailed for activity at car wash

by The Saginaw News
Friday October 17, 2008, 10:11 PM

A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.

A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.

The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.

"I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he said.

http://www.mlive.com/saginawnews/news/index.ssf/2008/10/swan_creek_township_michigan_m.html

[GarMan]

I think if you pay a little extra, you have that done in Amsterdam's RLD.  They encourage that sort of wierd shit.