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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2019, 09:16:01 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 23, 2019, 06:57:15 AM
Only if you use them in a game of horseshoes
Well you know the old saying "A good midget is a terrible thing to waste"
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2019, 09:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 23, 2019, 06:57:15 AM
Only if you use them in a game of horseshoes
Ohh... Do Mr. Wendell next.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2019, 11:25:22 AM »
Speaking of midgets, where is WT?

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2019, 08:06:47 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 23, 2019, 09:16:01 AM
Well you know the old saying "A good midget is a terrible thing to waste"
Chizad wasted one...Technically wasted an opportunity...Come to think of it, it was the same one that I wanted to use as a horseshoe.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2019, 01:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2019, 03:43:53 PM
I think you have coined a new term...Snaggleburn


Of course, that might be what the navy boys on their weekend furlough feel a few days after...
Speaking of, anyone seen the chief?
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2019, 01:35:49 PM »
Quote from: chityeah on August 22, 2019, 07:43:50 PM
I'm glad you get it. That's what I tell my roomies when I ask them to watch trans midget porn with me and the go..ewwwee. Followed by hummmm.
Well, if there isn't any bestiality then no wonder. What kind of heathen doesn't watch trans midget porn without a little bestiality?
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2019, 01:59:02 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 26, 2019, 01:35:49 PM
Well, if there isn't any bestiality then no wonder. What kind of heathen doesn't watch trans midget porn without a little bestiality?
The uncouth.  That's who.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2019, 11:18:36 AM »
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2019, 11:19:14 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 23, 2019, 11:25:22 AM
Speaking of midgets, where is WT?
Not cool to be making fun of one's mental capacity.
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2019, 11:45:56 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 27, 2019, 11:19:14 AM
Not cool to be making fun of one's mental capacity.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2019, 12:54:58 PM »
When will the games be set?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2019, 02:05:32 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 27, 2019, 12:54:58 PM
When will the games be set?
At least by midnight on Saturday night.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2019, 02:44:15 PM »
GAMES ARE UP!!!
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2019, 03:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 27, 2019, 02:44:15 PM
GAMES ARE UP!!!
Curious in Cleveland.  Do you pick the games or is this a CBS dealio?  I mean the games overall are steamy pile, but I was miffed to see SMU at Arkansas State and no Clemson vs. Georgia Tech.  Miffed, I tell ya'.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2019, 04:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2019, 03:18:54 PM
Curious in Cleveland.  Do you pick the games or is this a CBS dealio?  I mean the games overall are steamy pile, but I was miffed to see SMU at Arkansas State and no Clemson vs. Georgia Tech.  Miffed, I tell ya'.
A.  I pick them
2. The games outside of 3 of them are a steamy pile and
7. Clemson vs GT is a Thursday Night game, I only put Saturday games on the slate so people don't have to try and remember to pick before Saturdays.

F. Eat a dick
U. Just make your picks and shut your cake hole.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2019, 04:13:46 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 27, 2019, 04:07:35 PM
A.  I pick them
2. The games outside of 3 of them are a steamy pile and
7. Clemson vs GT is a Thursday Night game, I only put Saturday games on the slate so people don't have to try and remember to pick before Saturdays.

F. Eat a dick
U. Just make your picks and shut your cake hole.
That's cock holster to you, fucko.


Wait.....I mean, pie hole.  Yeah....pie hole.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2019, 08:33:48 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 27, 2019, 02:05:32 PM
At least by midnight on Saturday night.
Up yours Jobu!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2019, 01:43:06 PM »
OK. How does this work?
I am used to picking a winner and assigning a value to it.

I have no idea what those number represent. I do not gamble.

Which number means a team is favored. "-" or "+"?

OSU has -27.5. If I pick them, what has to happen for me to win?


I retract my earlier statment about taking this crown also. I may not figure this shit out enough to even score!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2019, 02:23:34 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 27, 2019, 02:05:32 PM
At least by midnight on Saturday night.
Oh that's good to know. Thought I would be rushed into this deal.
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2019, 02:28:34 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 28, 2019, 01:43:06 PM
OK. How does this work?
I am used to picking a winner and assigning a value to it.

I have no idea what those number represent. I do not gamble.

Which number means a team is favored. "-" or "+"?

OSU has -27.5. If I pick them, what has to happen for me to win?


I retract my earlier statment about taking this crown also. I may not figure this shit out enough to even score!
Jesus on a bicycle!
Pick the prettiest uniforms.
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