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Da Lil Marmade
« on: July 07, 2019, 07:59:10 AM »


Fuck YOU, Disney.  
  
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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2019, 10:50:54 AM »
Snicker.
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2019, 01:00:13 PM »
Snicker.
Glad you find abomination funny. 
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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2019, 01:16:51 PM »
I find any extreme opinion about Disney cartoons funny 
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2019, 02:19:32 PM »
I find any extreme opinion about Disney cartoons funny
It’s pissing on my daughter’s childhood.

Was her favorite Disney movie. Watched it thousands of times.  Stupid as that probably seems to you, it’s meaningful to me.  Who doesn’t want to be their daughter’s Triton?  

This is like casting David Spade as Shaft.  Or Pete Davidson as Black Panther. Or Jim Gaffigan as Malcom X. Or Mark Ruffalo as Martin Luther King.  Or Chris Rock as Thor.  

But it’s more than the cartoon.  It’s this idea that you can stick minority actors into roles they don’t fit — I’m sorry, no disrespect to anyone but James Bond isn’t black. Can you imagine?  What are you drinking, Mr. Bond?  Schlitz Malt Liquor. Bottle, not draft. You can do that and people applaud. But when a white person does anything it’s decried as cultural appropriation. 

So allow me to reiterate.  Fuck. Disney. Fuck this whole cultural-centric bullshit.   
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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2019, 02:28:34 PM »
James West laughs at you!
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2019, 02:34:45 PM »


That's some tasty Sunday racism.

Your kid's life isn't going to be derailed because of a remake of a dumbass movie.

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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2019, 02:38:17 PM »

That's some tasty Sunday racism.

Your kid's life isn't going to be derailed because of a remake of a dumbass movie.

Oh. Because I’m white and object to black actresses being force-fed into white roles I’m racist. 

But but if I were black and didn’t like Creed Bratton being cast as James Brown, I’d be a righteous cultural warrior.  

I see your double standard. 
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2019, 02:41:49 PM »
Oh. Because I’m white and object to black actresses being force-fed into white roles I’m racist.

But but if I were black and didn’t like Creed Bratton being cast as James Brown, I’d be a righteous cultural warrior. 

I see your double standard.

No, it's racist to assume that black Bond would be drinking Schlitz.  But you know that.
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2019, 03:12:05 PM »
No, it's racist to assume that black Bond would be drinking Schlitz.  But you know that.
Right.  Forgot about Colt .45.  Could be that.  
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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2019, 12:13:35 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2019, 12:30:23 PM »
Is it racist to think this movie won't work because everyone knows black people don't swim?

It probably is.

I won't mention it then.
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2019, 01:58:42 PM »
James West once again laughs at you crackers!
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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2019, 02:30:37 PM »
Is it racist to think this movie won't work because everyone knows black people don't swim?

It probably is.

I won't mention it then.

Oh they swim....just not for long. 
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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2019, 02:42:09 PM »
James West once again laughs at you crackers!
I don't consider that movie because Will Smith was in it...I just don't consider that movie because black or white it sucked balls.
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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2019, 12:36:46 PM »
To revisit, the debut got hammered on the medias of socialism.  Everything from bad acting, to bad singing to "the crab ain't got no claws."
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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2022, 07:43:56 AM »
Still pushing this hideous fucking shit. 



Hope it tanks. 

Fuck Disney. 
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Re: Da Lil Marmade
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2022, 09:42:36 PM »
No, it's racist to assume that black Bond would be drinking Schlitz.  But you know that.

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