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2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #580 on: October 30, 2019, 11:30:18 AM »
If the Hallmark Christmas movie reruns weren't on, I'd be all over this game 7.
Chop on
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #581 on: October 30, 2019, 12:06:05 PM »
I was in New Orleans Friday through Sunday so I saw little or nothing of games 3, 4 and 5.  Watched just about the entire game last night and I've given into the fact that I'm pulling for the Nats.  No real reason other than they were a decided underdog going into this series. 

Useless tidbit of info here.  I guess I had just never heard an interview with Anthony Rendon, so I've always had it in my mind that he was Hispanic.  Rendon sounds Spanish and he looks the part. (Profiling here)  I was googled chroming him to see his salary.  He's from Virginia.  Played college ball at Rice.  Plus, I think it's time he got paid.  Dude is making $2.8 mil. 
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #582 on: October 30, 2019, 01:40:39 PM »
Rendon would look really good with a birds on the bat logo on his jersey. 
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #583 on: October 30, 2019, 02:45:02 PM »
Rendon would look really good with a birds on the bat logo on his jersey.
I'll bet he can chop with the best of em'.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #584 on: October 30, 2019, 02:47:21 PM »
I'll bet he can chop with the best of em'.
You want him to play OL at Auburn?  Gus just perked up.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #585 on: October 30, 2019, 03:14:29 PM »
You want him to play OL at Auburn?  Gus just perked up.
I thought we were riding for the brand?
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #586 on: October 31, 2019, 09:18:30 AM »
Congrats to the Nats. 

Ok, so what do the Braves/Cubs/Cards/Os (lol) need to do to be holding the Commissioner's Trophy this time next year?  (snags, I swear to the baseball gods, if you say win 4 games in the world series, I'm sending Buzz down to Dothan to take Mrs Snags out for a nice seafood dinner).
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #587 on: October 31, 2019, 09:22:24 AM »
Cubs just need to show up.  Dancing their way to a 100 win regular season and fox trotting through the playoff sweeps.


Or maybe they need some younger starting pitchers.  Yeah...that's it.  More better pitching.
And a true leadoff hitter.  And a real left fielder.
Oh, and a real closer.

They are close though.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #588 on: October 31, 2019, 09:50:44 AM »
Congrats to the Nats. 

Ok, so what do the Braves/Cubs/Cards/Os (lol) need to do to be holding the Commissioner's Trophy this time next year?  (snags, I swear to the baseball gods, if you say win 4 games in the world series, I'm sending Buzz down to Dothan to take Mrs Snags out for a nice seafood dinner).
Is he paying? 

Braves:  They have 3 or 4 really good, young starting pitchers.  They need to add that one Scherzer/Cole/Kershaw type ace to the staff.  Yeah, that sounds like a strategy no one has ever heard of there, Captain Obvious.  But, they've been good enough to make the playoffs the past two years and it's clear they don't have that stud to put them over the top like everyone else has.

I like their line up but I'm afraid Donaldson was just a rent-a-bat this year.  He's at well over $20 mil and I can't see the Braves signing him long term at his age.  Would love it, but I don't see it happening.  So, they'll need a big stick to replace him.  Top priority is also a catcher.  McCann retired and Flowers is just Gawd Awful. 
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #589 on: October 31, 2019, 09:53:11 AM »
Is he paying? 

Braves:  They have 3 or 4 really good, young starting pitchers.  They need to add that one Scherzer/Cole/Kershaw type ace to the staff.  Yeah, that sounds like a strategy no one has ever heard of there, Captain Obvious.  But, they've been good enough to make the playoffs the past two years and it's clear they don't have that stud to put them over the top like everyone else has.

I like their line up but I'm afraid Donaldson was just a rent-a-bat this year.  He's at well over $20 mil and I can't see the Braves signing him long term at his age.  Would love it, but I don't see it happening.  So, they'll need a big stick to replace him.  Top priority is also a catcher.  McCann retired and Flowers is just Gawd Awful.
Maybe they can work up a trade with the Cubs to get Schwarber.  He's a natural catcher, plus his .177 average as a leadoff hitter is hard to beat.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #590 on: October 31, 2019, 09:54:41 AM »
Speaking of Gerrit Cole, anyone see him post game?  He was wearing his agent's (Scott Boras) cap and told reporters, "I'm not an employee of the Astros anymore."

Sounds like someone's entering the transfer portal.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #591 on: October 31, 2019, 09:58:15 AM »
Maybe they can work up a trade with the Cubs to get Schwarber.  He's a natural catcher, plus his .177 average as a leadoff hitter is hard to beat.
As bad as Flowers is, I'm not sure I want to give his cool .193 average for that.  After all, he did almost hit 5 home runs this year.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #592 on: October 31, 2019, 10:04:39 AM »
Speaking of Gerrit Cole, anyone see him post game?  He was wearing his agent's (Scott Boras) cap and told reporters, "I'm not an employee of the Astros anymore."

Sounds like someone's entering the transfer portal.
He about to get paid.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #593 on: October 31, 2019, 10:13:26 AM »
He about to get paid.

He would also look really good with Birds on the Bat on his jersey.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #594 on: October 31, 2019, 10:29:28 AM »
He would also look really good with Birds on the Bat on his jersey.
I heard he was considering the Cardinals, but then he thought....

Image result for Bird droppings images
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #595 on: October 31, 2019, 10:30:45 AM »
I heard he was considering the Cardinals, but then he thought....

Image result for Bird droppings images
If there were ever a car that screamed FUGA, that would be it.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #596 on: October 31, 2019, 12:29:41 PM »
If there were ever a car that screamed FUGA, that would be it.
I would personally like to take a giant, mawonga dump right on the windshield.  Then turn the wipers on for them.  Fuck Georgia!
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #597 on: October 31, 2019, 12:35:44 PM »
I would personally like to take a giant, mawonga dump right on the windshield.  Then turn the wipers on for them.  fudge Georgia!
And then I'd put a banana in the tailpipe.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #598 on: October 31, 2019, 12:51:44 PM »
And then I'd put a banana in the tailpipe.
We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #599 on: October 31, 2019, 01:26:40 PM »
We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick.
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