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« Reply #80 on: December 09, 2018, 01:10:38 AM »
Here’s a radical plan. 

Forget “head coach”.  Forget OC.

Change the whole structure. 

Hire a CEO of football.  Let Gus be the head offensive coach and answer to him. Let Steele be the head defensive coach.  The CEO doesn’t call plays. Doesn’t need to run practice.  Just does the baby kissing political stuff
Can't pay this nitwit two and a half times the national average and call him head offensive coach. He has no more play calling mojo, it's gone.
Gus can recruit like a champ but the incoming talent does not improve.
He can't even score on a marginal hire now because he's damaged... and finished.
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« Reply #81 on: December 09, 2018, 01:33:42 AM »
Our best bet is a restart with Bill Clark.
We can't or won't hire Freeze, Leavitt, Leach, Sciano or anyone established that just got a bump and nearly all of the young guns have been snatched up.
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« Reply #82 on: December 09, 2018, 01:36:13 AM »
It’s come out that bentlet has turned us down. We can’t even get our backup plans...
It’s funny y’all keep mentioning different names. I done told you what will happen. No one is going to leave a solid career to come coach us for one year and be fired. It will be Kodi Burns. 
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Re: OC Search
« Reply #83 on: December 09, 2018, 01:47:13 AM »
It’s funny y’all keep mentioning different names. I done told you what will happen. No one is going to leave a solid career to come coach us for one year and be fired. It will be Kodi Burns.
True. Both are miserably bad choices.
Tee Martin might drop in for a season.
Nobody wants his ass.
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« Reply #84 on: December 09, 2018, 01:24:34 PM »
So many rumors. 

AU wouldn't give Freeze a three-year deal. 
Gus wouldn't guarantee Bryant that he'd be the starter. 
Gus wouldn't agree in writing that Bentley could call plays without interference. 
Tee Martin wants a multi-year deal. 

GF was right.  It's gonna be Kodi.  

Don't get me wrong.  I like Kodi.  I admire his willingness to accept the horrific coaching that turned him from a Top Ten quarterback recruit into a semi-sorta wide receiver.  But is he really qualified to take over as the fauxOC for a program with championship pedigree and aspirations?? 

This is the worst I've felt about Auburn football in my entire life.  And that includes some pretty humiliating experiences.  
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« Reply #85 on: December 09, 2018, 01:48:52 PM »
So many rumors.

AU wouldn't give Freeze a three-year deal.
Gus wouldn't guarantee Bryant that he'd be the starter.
Gus wouldn't agree in writing that Bentley could call plays without interference.
Tee Martin wants a multi-year deal.

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« Reply #86 on: December 09, 2018, 11:12:03 PM »
I'm thinking it'll be, Pat Nix Co-OC/QB Coach & Kodi Burns will stay as the Co-OC/WR Coach...Malzahn will also be OC, that way everyone on offense is confused as fuck after the scripted plays have been used. 3 OCs all holding up different playcalling cards. It's going to be another long year at Auburn.
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« Reply #87 on: December 09, 2018, 11:15:18 PM »
The Memphis OC/QB coach.


Interesting.
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« Reply #88 on: December 09, 2018, 11:26:34 PM »
al.com hiked its leg and pissed all over it already...


Dillingham just finished his third season with Memphis, and is very young. He started as a graduate assistant with the Memphis Tigers in 2016, primarily working with the team’s quarterbacks.

The release noted that Malzahn will be the primary play-caller on offense, a role that Lindsey held during his tenure. Kodi Burns will add the role of passing game coordinator to his duties.

I don't feel very sporty myself.  But if I'm being fair there's not much that would have placated me at this point. 
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« Reply #89 on: December 10, 2018, 01:52:01 AM »
I'm thinking it'll be, Pat Nix Co-OC/QB Coach & Kodi Burns will stay as the Co-OC/WR Coach...Malzahn will also be OC, that way everyone on offense is confused as fuck after the scripted plays have been used. 3 OCs all holding up different playcalling cards. It's going to be another long year at Auburn.
Don't want the Nix duo spoiled by the presence of Malzahn OR Burns if he is of the like mind of Malzahn...if that's possible.
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Re: OC Search
« Reply #90 on: December 10, 2018, 01:55:21 AM »
Gus is calling the plays from now on? We’ll be lucky to win 5 games next year.
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« Reply #91 on: December 10, 2018, 06:41:03 AM »
Like a defendant when they see Snags is the opposing counsel.

Like a stripper with a gorilla mask on when Sani walks in.
Mmmm.  Gorillas.
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Re: OC Search
« Reply #92 on: December 10, 2018, 08:14:34 AM »
Gus is calling the plays from now on? We’ll be lucky to win 5 games next year.
I mean, hasn't he been calling them since mid last year? We'll look awesome for the scripted 10-15 and then drop off for two quarters only to revisit the script and make a rally. That will get us by the lesser teams. We'll get shellacked by the likes of Florida, TAMU, LSU, Georgia, and Alabama next year. Oh, and Oregon is going to tear us a new one.  
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« Reply #93 on: December 10, 2018, 08:25:58 AM »
I know it's trendy to shit all over all things AU football right now, but this wasn't the worst hire we could have made.  It's a far better hire than the RB coach at USCe or KB.

That said, the whole situation is still fucked.  But this is a decent hire.
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« Reply #94 on: December 10, 2018, 08:29:00 AM »
So, looking at this through the brightest of sunshine glasses, maybe he can improve the run game philosophy. Memphis plowed through people like Harvey Weinstein at Sundance so there's reason to hope it can be good for Boobie, Kam, and whatever is behind them. Moreover, maybe he can help the offensive line be more offensive line and less offensive.
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« Reply #95 on: December 10, 2018, 09:01:59 AM »
I know it's trendy to shit all over all things AU football right now, but this wasn't the worst hire we could have made.  It's a far better hire than the RB coach at USCe or KB.

That said, the whole situation is still fucked.  But this is a decent hire.
It’s all relative. If we weren’t in this hellacious situation the hire would be roundly and rightly scoffed at.  

If Saban or Mullen or Kirby or Meyer or harbaugh or anyone else had made this hire we would be mocking it. 
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« Reply #96 on: December 10, 2018, 09:14:23 AM »
It’s all relative. If we weren’t in this hellacious situation the hire would be roundly and rightly scoffed at. 

If Saban or Mullen or Kirby or Meyer or harbaugh or anyone else had made this hire we would be mocking it.
Maybe...maybe not.  On paper it's a good hire.
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« Reply #97 on: December 10, 2018, 09:31:41 AM »
Maybe...maybe not.  On paper it's a good hire.
He’s awful green wes.  

And yeah.  We’d be laughing at it.  

He might be the best thing ever.  Might save Gus’ career. Yay.   
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« Reply #98 on: December 10, 2018, 09:38:52 AM »
He’s awful green wes. 

And yeah.  We’d be laughing at it. 

He might be the best thing ever.  Might save Gus’ career. Yay. 

That’s what scares me with this guy some. I don’t root for Auburn’s demise contrary to what I’ve said before.

This guy is a legit qb coach. Nix is a special qb. Gus seems to be trending back towards the model that gave him magic in 13-14. I’m afraid they will have enough success not to be able to fire him next year. That’s my fear here.
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« Reply #99 on: December 10, 2018, 09:43:24 AM »
That’s what scares me with this guy some. I don’t root for Auburn’s demise contrary to what I’ve said before.

This guy is a legit qb coach. Nix is a special qb. Gus seems to be trending back towards the model that gave him magic in 13-14. I’m afraid they will have enough success not to be able to fire him next year. That’s my fear here.
Wonder if Gus will insist on starting Willis at the beginning of the season. And only after a few beatings will he go to Nix in desperation.
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