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2018-19 Coaching Carousel

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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #60 on: November 30, 2018, 02:57:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/Charlotte49ers/status/1068561563785879552

Charlotte withdraws offer to James Madison's Mike Houston after he told them he wanted to be considered for other (i.e. better) jobs.


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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #61 on: November 30, 2018, 03:55:55 PM »
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #62 on: November 30, 2018, 04:03:00 PM »
He skeer'd of the big time.
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #63 on: November 30, 2018, 04:31:17 PM »
Take Bill Clark off your wishlist.

https://twitter.com/KevinScarbinsky/status/1068608995152269312?s=19
Now those bastards can find money to support UAB
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #64 on: November 30, 2018, 05:09:55 PM »
Take Bill Clark off your wishlist.

You know that means nothing.  
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #65 on: December 02, 2018, 02:10:43 PM »
Akron fired Tot.

BRING BACK THE LIZARD WHISPERER.
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #66 on: December 02, 2018, 03:32:51 PM »
Current openings and rumors:

Maryland - Alabama OC Mike Locksley
Colorado - Georgia DC Mel Tucker, Oregon DC Jim Levitt, Vandy HC Derek Mason
Louisville - Troy HC Neal Brown but they don't like he once coached for UK
Georgia Tech - Ken Whisenhunt from NFL, Gus (please let this happen)
Kansas State - Seth Littrel from North Texas is hot name
Central Michigan - Jim McElwain (BWHAHAAHA)
UMass - Who cares?
East Carolina - Probably the Mike Houston guy Charlotte wanted
Charlotte - No clue now
Akron - Who knows?

« Last Edit: December 02, 2018, 03:38:45 PM by The Six »
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2018, 09:31:25 PM »
Current openings and rumors:

Maryland - Alabama OC Mike Locksley
Colorado - Georgia DC Mel Tucker, Oregon DC Jim Levitt, Vandy HC Derek Mason
Louisville - Troy HC Neal Brown but they don't like he once coached for UK
Georgia Tech - Ken Whisenhunt from NFL, Gus (please let this happen)
Kansas State - Seth Littrel from North Texas is hot name
Central Michigan - Jim McElwain (BWHAHAAHA)
UMass - Who cares?
East Carolina - Probably the Mike Houston guy Charlotte wanted
Charlotte - No clue now
Akron - Who knows?

I will coach any of these teams for the low, low price of $2 million per season with a five year guarantee. I promise to unite the fan base.   Call now before this offer expires.  Operator is standing by.  
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2018, 10:47:14 PM »
I will coach any of these teams for the low, low price of $2 million per season with a five year guarantee. I promise to unite the fan base.  Call now before this offer expires.  Operator is standing by. 
You’d be fired at the first meet and greet with the alumni for throwing tomatos at someone. 
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« Reply #69 on: December 03, 2018, 05:37:03 AM »
You’d be fired at the first meet and greet with the alumni for throwing tomatos at someone.
I wouldn't mind the 7:00 am critical analysis write-ups on Sunday morning.
Your opponents and rivals would hate you to the very core.
This might come as a shock but you have a penchant for name calling while taking jabs at the appearance and demeanor of others.
I'm cool with it but you're not everybody's cup of tea.
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #70 on: December 03, 2018, 07:59:42 AM »
https://www.al.com/sports/2018/12/jim-mcelwain-hired-as-central-michigan-football-coach-reports-say.html


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Jim McElwain has been hired as head football coach at Central Michigan, the school announced Sunday.

McElwain, 56, spent the 2018 season as wide receivers coach at Michigan. He was head coach at Florida from 2015-17, posting a 22-12 record.

Current openings(updated):

Maryland
Colorado
Louisville
Georgia Tech
Kansas State 
UMass
East Carolina
Charlotte
Akron

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« Last Edit: December 03, 2018, 12:32:56 PM by The Six »
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2018, 04:20:37 PM »
Chip Lindsey reportedly resigned.

Interesting timing...with Bryant announcing tomorrow.
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #73 on: December 03, 2018, 04:29:45 PM »
Chip Lindsey reportedly resigned.

Interesting timing...with Bryant announcing tomorrow.
It was all Chips fault.  We close....so close now.
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #74 on: December 03, 2018, 05:17:14 PM »
It was all Chips fault.  We close....so close now.
Future's bright.  
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #75 on: December 03, 2018, 06:37:25 PM »
Maryland
Colorado
Louisville
Georgia Tech
Kansas State
UMass
East Carolina
Charlotte
Akron

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/sports/college/louisville/2018/12/03/louisville-hires-appalachian-state-scott-satterfield-next-head-football-coach/2183803002/

The University of Louisville’s long search is over, as athletic director Vince Tyra chose Appalachian State coach 
Scott Satterfield to be the Cardinals’ next head football coach, according to a source with direct knowledge of the decision.

A Tuesday 4:30 p.m. press conference has been scheduled to announce Satterfield as Bobby Petrino's successor.
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2018, 06:38:22 PM »
Current Openings Updated:
P5s:
Colorado
Georgia Tech
Kansas State
Maryland

G5s:
Akron

Charlotte
UMass
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #77 on: December 04, 2018, 08:50:20 AM »
I can see it now.

Auburn reportedly hires Coach Hugh Freeze as OC, everyone is all happy and slapping hands. Then OSU hires him at the last minutes as their new HC. Leaving Auburn without a OC. Malzahn names Kodi Burns as OC...then hires Pat Nix as Co-OC/QB Coach. And we finish another season looking absolutely confused on offense.
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #78 on: December 04, 2018, 08:57:41 AM »
https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1069953245303455744

Austin Peay HC Will Healy expected to be named HC at Charlotte.
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Re: 2018-19 Coaching Carousel
« Reply #79 on: December 04, 2018, 09:00:48 AM »
I can see it now.

Auburn reportedly hires Coach Hugh Freeze as OC, everyone is all happy and slapping hands. Then OSU hires him at the last minutes as their new HC. Leaving Auburn without a OC. Malzahn names Kodi Burns as OC...then hires Pat Nix as Co-OC/QB Coach. And we finish another season looking absolutely confused on offense.
Can't hire Nix.   

Do more research. 
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