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« on: August 29, 2018, 12:02:41 PM »
Games deemed 'inappropriate' by Alabama school board


No Red Rover?
Physical education teachers in Alabama should avoid such recess staples as tag, dodgeball and Duck, Duck Goose due to the games' lack of physical stimulation and high chance of embarrassment for students, according to a guidance document from the Alabama State Department of Education.


AUM share sets off social media debate
The documented, first posted two-years ago but updated this week, was shared Tuesday by the Auburn University at Montgomery Physical Education Program and quickly spread on social media. The document has since been removed from the ALSDE website, however, much of it remains in the Alabama Physical Education Instructional Guide which is still available online.


Inappropriate Activities/Games/Practices
Titled "Inappropriate Activities/Games/Practices," the document lists activities that are "highly recommended and suggested...not be allowed in a physical education program in Alabama." It cites a list of reasons for the warnings, including high likelihood of injury; potential for embarrassment or singling out a student in front of the class or focus on eliminating a student from participation; or over emphasis on fun with no purpose or objective.


ALSDE inappropriate activities
The front page of the now-deleted post titled "Alabama State Department of Education Inappropriate Activities."





From the Alabama Physical Education Instruction Guide
List of non-recommended games included in the Alabama Physical Education Instruction Guide. The guide is dated 2011 and was last modified in 2015. It is the only course of study listed on ALSDE's website for PE instruction.

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Yoga
The first activity on the list is yoga. In 1993, Alabama lawmakers passed a law prohibiting the teaching of yoga in schools, citing a connection between the practice and Hindu religious training. In 2006, then Superintendent Dr. Joseph Morton sent a letter to school saying yoga was not to be offered during regular school hours or after school hours to students on any public school campus in Alabama.




Duck, duck, goose
What ALSDE had to say:  "A game of minimal participation, the chosen "goose" attempts to get up from a sitting position and try to catch the "ducker" who only has to go about 60 feet and already had a full running head start. Everyone else just sits and screams at ear-shattering pitch and decibel levels."


Dodgeball
The avoid list included Dodgeball, or any variation of the game.
"There are no standards in the Alabama Court of Study: Physical Education for any grade that supports/justifies this activity...where a student or students are targets of thrown objects."



Giants, Elves and Wizards
Also known as Cranes and Crows, the game is similar to team tag.
"Participation time is at a bare minimum, the rules take forever to explain and even then, the students are confused. The game usually ends when two students crash heads together," the ALSDE said.


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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2018, 12:07:18 PM »
Thank goodness they can still play choke the chicken.

I was the champ 3 years running.
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2018, 12:08:43 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2018, 12:21:39 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2018, 12:38:14 PM »
Creating prowlers one class at a time!
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Re: Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2018, 12:51:46 PM »
How about smear the queer?  Is that still ok?
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2018, 01:00:01 PM »
How about smear the queer?  Is that still ok?
I believe it has been renamed to

"Let's have a talk about gender reassignment surgery".
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Re: Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2018, 02:36:30 PM »
Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can't play giants, elves and wizards.

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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2018, 02:37:42 PM »
Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can't play giants, elves and wizards.
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Re: Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2018, 02:46:06 PM »
Mrs Snags likes to play steal the balls. 
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Re: Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2018, 02:50:09 PM »
How about a rousing game of Stuart Smalley?  Participation medals for everyone!  Those trophies are heavy and could put an eye out.
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Re: Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2018, 02:51:12 PM »
Mrs Snags likes to play steal the balls.

someone has to be man enough to tote them around. 
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Re: Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2018, 02:55:32 PM »
someone has to be man enough to tote them around.
She showed me them, we laughed.   They aren't that heavy.
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Re: Tag, kickball, Red Rover, musical chairs
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2018, 02:58:09 PM »
She showed me them, we laughed.  They aren't that heavy.

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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2018, 03:01:14 PM »
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She had em' made into a nice keychain.
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« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2018, 03:13:37 PM »
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She had em' made into a nice keychain.

Didnt even have the decency to shave em first. 
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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2018, 09:25:39 AM »
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She had em' made into a nice keychain.
She should really consider a manicure.
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« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2018, 09:28:47 AM »
She should really consider a manicure.
She has significant calluses too. Believe me.
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« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2018, 09:58:55 AM »
She has significant calluses too. Believe me.
Why are you posting? You know you can't play dodge ball anymore!
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2018, 10:04:28 AM »
Why are you posting? You know you can't play dodge ball anymore!
You should leave WT alone. 

Why don’t you just go buy some bicycle pants and shut up.
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