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Some dude's video simulation...
« on: August 09, 2018, 09:17:16 AM »


Losses to Washington, LSU, MSU, Ole Miss, Bama.  7-5

Meanwhile he has:
MSU at 10-2
LSU 9-3
Bama 11-1
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Re: Some dude's video simulation...
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2018, 09:54:23 AM »


Losses to Washington, LSU, MSU, Ole Miss, Bama.  7-5

Meanwhile he has:
MSU at 10-2
LSU 9-3
Bama 11-1
Well fuck, might as well not play the season.
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Re: Some dude's video simulation...
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2018, 10:15:50 AM »
Well fuck, might as well not play the season.
I can stay home now and cook out on Saturdays, drink cold Landsharks and save gas money.  Can't wait to see that Bama/Georgia rematch.

Oh...and Fuck Georgia!
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Re: Some dude's video simulation...
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2018, 10:29:46 AM »
Well fuck, might as well not play the season.
Didn't watch much of it.  The clown narrated the games which was worthless.  Budding sports announcer I guess.  I just scrolled to the end to see the anticipated scores. 

On the parts I did watch the defense was continually getting beaten deep.  I don't really see that as a realistic portrayal.  

Wash 41 AU 38 
LSU 13 AU 6
AU 31 Arky 26
MSU 16 AU 14 
AU 28 Tennessee 3
Ole Miss 41 Auburn 37
AU 46 A&M 39
(Ridiculous.  AU scored on an 18-yard fourth down play to go ahead 39-36, then gave up a 60-yard pass that led to a FG and OT) 
AU 27 UGA 26 (UGA also has five losses)
AL 27 AU 26 

So.  A defense that gave up 259 total points in 13 games last season is going to surrender 232 in the nine games they simulated?  
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2018, 10:50:48 AM »
Didn't watch much of it.  The clown narrated the games which was worthless.  Budding sports announcer I guess.  I just scrolled to the end to see the anticipated scores.

On the parts I did watch the defense was continually getting beaten deep.  I don't really see that as a realistic portrayal. 

Wash 41 AU 38
LSU 13 AU 6
AU 31 Arky 26
MSU 16 AU 14
AU 28 Tennessee 3
Ole Miss 41 Auburn 37
AU 46 A&M 39
(Ridiculous.  AU scored on an 18-yard fourth down play to go ahead 39-36, then gave up a 60-yard pass that led to a FG and OT)
AU 27 UGA 26 (UGA also has five losses)
AL 27 AU 26

So.  A defense that gave up 259 total points in 13 games last season is going to surrender 232 in the nine games they simulated? 
The fact we got beat by both Mississippi schools shows you this is full retard.

Also I bet we don't give up more than 30 points in any one game.
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Re: Some dude's video simulation...
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2018, 11:00:44 AM »
The fact we got beat by both Mississippi schools shows you this is full retard.

Also I bet we don't give up more than 30 points in any one game.
Except, of course, to Two-uh.
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2018, 11:26:56 AM »
Except, of course, to Two-uh.
Well that goes without saying, doesn't it?
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2018, 12:08:28 PM »
Except, of course, to Two-uh.
Yeah.  In that pretend game Toavuh Twindinkleloofah burned long passes on us. 
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2018, 02:03:45 PM »
Took the under on bama's total wins for the season at 11 1/2, so that 11-1 mark would be a nice payday.  I'd bet Miss St. not winning 10 in a heartbeat.  Their total on Sportsbook is 8 1/2, and I'm tempted to take the under there.  Not sure why people think they are going to be good.
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2018, 06:37:06 PM »
I miss those NCAA games.  Every year, I'd take every single Alabama player and make them 0 rating in everything, so no matter who they played, they'd lose.
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2018, 11:03:46 AM »
I miss those NCAA games.  Every year, I'd take every single Alabama player and make them 0 rating in everything, so no matter who they played, they'd lose.
They are in dealings to bring them back.  Although they might not be able to use real college teams, which would be stupid.  However, you supposedly will be able to customize all that.
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Re: Some dude's video simulation...
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2018, 11:06:59 AM »
This is what will become of football once the libs ban it and we are all playing soccer. By then, we'll be a third-world country so not sure if the WiFi will be acceptable for uploads. 
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Re: Some dude's video simulation...
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2018, 11:13:43 AM »
I have a constitutional right to play video games without the fear of gubermint control
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2018, 11:21:05 AM »
I have a constitutional right to play video games without the fear of gubermint control
You will play with Kent State and if you create a decent player he will immediately transfer to Alabama.
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2018, 12:50:13 PM »
You will play with Kent State and if you create a decent player he will immediately transfer to Alabama.
If you play in the Rose Bowl, will you get pulled over for having dumbass friends?
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2018, 01:19:08 PM »
If you play in the Rose Bowl, will you get pulled over for having dumbass friends?
You can use the "bless his heart" pass for any individual bordering on tard status,  but only once.
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2018, 01:20:56 PM »
If you play in the Rose Bowl, will you get pulled over for having dumbass friends?
Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2018, 01:28:05 PM »
Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
One.
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Re: Some dude's video simulation...
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2018, 02:31:26 PM »
If you play in the Rose Bowl, will you get pulled over for having dumbass friends?
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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2018, 08:21:29 AM »
I’d love to wager the guy on that undersized Washington OL pushing around Auburn’s front 7 like that.

LSU almost double digits in the West with those two buffoons running the show, MSU with 10 wins and auburn with 5 losses in regular season? Sorry that is laughable.

Uga with 5 regular season losses over there in the east? That’s hilarious. They will cake walk 10 games.
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