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2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale

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Re: 2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2008, 10:42:31 AM »
How are you going to get them to me?  The game is tomorrow. 

Saturday AM delivery.  You're probably leaving earlier then they'll get there, however.
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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2008, 11:30:16 AM »
Saturday AM delivery.  You're probably leaving earlier then they'll get there, however.

Actually, unless you can get them here by this afternoon, it will be too late.  We're heading down later today.

Don't you have a bastard child to tend to?  Oh wait, that's tomorrow.
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« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2008, 12:20:18 PM »
I may buy them, just so I don't have to sit next to any of these geeks.

I expect your pasty self to make an appearance at some point.  I will be gracing the campus with my presence for this football contest.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Thrilla

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Re: 2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2008, 12:35:59 PM »
Actually, unless you can get them here by this afternoon, it will be too late.  We're heading down later today.

Don't you have a bastard child to tend to?  Oh wait, that's tomorrow.

Due date's today, brah.  But no action.  Doctor will induce labor next Thursday if no action occurs up until that point. 

I told Abbie that she better put a plug in that mofo for Saturday....I's gots some bourbon to drink and football to watch.
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« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2008, 01:00:28 PM »
Make her drink a bottle of cod oil and fuck the shit out of her.  That will induce labor.


Who am I kidding?  i don't know if it will or not but you get laid.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2008, 01:14:31 PM »
fuck the shit out of her.  That will induce labor.


Easier said than done.  We'll leave it at that.
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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2008, 01:16:36 PM »
Easier said than done.  We'll leave it at that.

don't bruise the cranium.
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« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2008, 01:19:03 PM »
Easier said than done.  We'll leave it at that.
Where there's a will, there's a lay.
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« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2008, 01:26:02 PM »
Easier said than done.  We'll leave it at that.

Must just be you.  I haven't had any problem.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Thrilla

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« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2008, 02:08:52 PM »
Must just be you.  I haven't had any problem.

It doesn't count when you've been eye fucking her, Sani.  Hell, you'd have multiple VD's if that was the case.
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« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2008, 02:12:52 PM »
It doesn't count when you've been eye fucking her, Sani.  Hell, you'd have multiple VD's if that was the case.


So you are saying your wife has VD.

Got it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2008, 02:15:08 PM »
So you are saying your wife has VD.

Got it.

No no no...if you counted all the girls you've eye fucked as actual acts of sex, you would have contracted....

Fuck it.  Yes, we own stock in Valtrex.
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« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2008, 02:28:13 PM »
No no no...if you counted all the girls you've eye fucked as actual acts of sex, you would have contracted....

Fuck it.  Yes, we own stock in Valtrex.

i thought it was Vagasil but whatever.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."