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2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale

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2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale
« on: September 25, 2008, 10:17:43 AM »
So my buyer for the Tennessee game fell through last night.  I have two tickets for sale, and they're bad-ass seats.  Two rows up from the field, to the right of the tunnel, in the corner of the stadium.  Added bonus: you get to sit next to Ogre and hear him bitch about our team the whole game.

Section 15, Row 10, Seats 20 & 21

Price:  Face Value for both, plus $20.00 to cover overnight fees, total of $140.00 for the pair. 

PM me or post here if you're interested, and I'll get your address and overnight them to your residence.

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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 10:23:55 AM »
Don't sell until you hear from me.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 11:35:19 AM »
So my buyer for the Tennessee game fell through last night.  I have two tickets for sale, and they're bad-ass seats.  Two rows up from the field, to the right of the tunnel, in the corner of the stadium.  Added bonus: you get to sit next to Ogre and hear him bitch about our team the whole game.

Section 15, Row 10, Seats 20 & 21

Price:  Face Value for both, plus $20.00 to cover overnight fees, total of $140.00 for the pair. 

PM me or post here if you're interested, and I'll get your address and overnight them to your residence.



Additional note to any potential buyers:  You will be required to provide me with a minimum of one hamburger, one hot dog, and a large Coke with at least two mini's of Jack Daniels at the game. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 11:36:52 AM »
Additional note to any potential buyers:  You will be required to provide me with a minimum of one hamburger, one hot dog, and a large Coke with at least two mini's of Jack Daniels at the game. 

Mini's are for women and beginners.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 11:37:14 AM »
Additional note to any potential buyers:  You will be required to provide me with a minimum of one hamburger, one hot dog, and a large Coke with at least two mini's of Jack Daniels at the game. 

Nice rider, EVH.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 11:52:05 AM »
Mini's are for women and beginners.

Because real men sit and fart on their bourbon during the game.

"oooh...it's so cushy..."
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2008, 12:12:16 PM »
Because real men sit and fart on their bourbon during the game.

"oooh...it's so cushy..."

I have never sat on that cushion.  It is for transportation only.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Tiger Six

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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2008, 12:17:41 PM »
Don't sell until you hear from me.

I'm out.  My wife isn't up to the trip because she would have to be back on Sunday morning.
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2008, 12:19:14 PM »
I'm out.  My wife isn't up to the trip because she would have to be back on Sunday morning.

She already has plans.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2008, 01:29:09 PM »
I'm out.  My wife isn't up to the trip because she would have to be back on Sunday morning.

You can ride down with me and the red head.  We are leaving Sat morning around 8 and coming home after the game.
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2008, 04:19:21 PM »
You can ride down with me and the red head.  We are leaving Sat morning around 8 and coming home after the game.
I am still out of town.  I was getting them for her and the man child.
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2008, 06:02:41 AM »
I have never sat on that cushion.  It is for transportation only.
This much I can attest to. I think we pissed off everyone around us within a 20 foot radius to include the wimmin folk, haha.
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2008, 08:26:59 AM »
This much I can attest to. I think we pissed off everyone around us within a 20 foot radius to include the wimmin folk, haha.

Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2008, 08:45:47 AM »
I am still out of town.  I was getting them for her and the man child.
I could come pick you up if you like.
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2008, 09:07:41 AM »
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.
Isn't that why you left the game early? To do exactly that??
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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2008, 09:31:27 AM »
Isn't that why you left the game early? To do exactly that??
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2 Tennessee Tickets For Sale
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2008, 10:00:28 AM »
Who need ticket?

Still got 'em.
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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2008, 10:07:25 AM »
Who need ticket?

Still got 'em.

I may buy them, just so I don't have to sit next to any of these geeks.
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« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2008, 10:31:37 AM »
I may buy them, just so I don't have to sit next to any of these geeks.

OK.  I would almost want to send them your way so you can scalp them for me.  I understand that there are royalties to be paid for this and am willing to work out a deal.
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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2008, 10:35:08 AM »
OK.  I would almost want to send them your way so you can scalp them for me.  I understand that there are royalties to be paid for this and am willing to work out a deal.

How are you going to get them to me?  The game is tomorrow. 
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